Folks, gather around the warm glow of your screens and let me tell you a tale. There’s this magical place called Walgreens. This oasis will suck you in like a siren’s song and make you forget all semblance of time, money, and sense. It’s filled with many treasures. I have no defenses in the Walgreens and buy half of what I see each trip. For example, this silver mask. It’s supposed to firm and tighten your face. What it DOESN’T tell you is that this basically hardens into cement. When it says it clears your pores, it’s not lying. This thing could be at an exorcism. It could pull the demon soul out of Lucifer himself. I think it found a blackhead from like 1996. I’m pretty sure it removed some memories, likely some of my prefrontal cortex, and every ounce of makeup I’ve ever put on my face. It also removed my dignity as I was near tears pulling it off. Oh, and it can take off half of your eyebrow if you aren’t careful about application (R.I.P. to half of my eyebrow). But my skin is fricking beautiful and clean. So...🤷🏻♀️ . . . . . . . #ouch #silvermask #itreallyhurt #walgreens #mistakesweremade #skincare #why #justwhy https://www.instagram.com/p/CCmNlBVDVTA/?igshid=1k87xk6nzall3
