#itsfoolproof

[positivelyow]

@vxlkyrieonline:

     In the wake of the Tumblr NSFW Purge Drama, a couple of my friends had their blogs flagged into invisibility and had to delete (notably, itsfoolproof, zenyattayes, and iamnotthelegend27). I miss writing with them a lot, but more importantly, they helped me shape my conception of Mercy as a character and an individual so much. I wouldn't be the writer I am today without their help, and I might not even have gotten into this community in the first place without them!

[say-bacon-again]

If you were wondering, yeah. The brownies were good.

[vxlkyrieonline]

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Angela raises an eyebrow just slightly as Junkrat grabs the records out of her hand and shuffles through them, but he’s being careful enough with the pages and their organization, so she doesn’t make any real move to take them back. He seems approximately as confused by them as expected, although she’s not quite sure if his perplexed squinting is from lack of comprehension or from lack of trust.

“I say it precisely as though you are in my office every other day with some minor wound,” she laughs, softly. “We are a paramilitary organization, and you work on a regular basis with some very dangerous materials, to say nothing of your penchant for, ah...general chaos. I would say that your current rate of accidental injury is a very reasonable one.”

And then the file is being held out again. She takes it, takes a moment to neaten the papers just slightly before tucking it back into the crook of her arm. “Of course. I would expect nothing less,” is her unfazed response, even as Junkrat towers over her for a few brief moments. For all his hunching over utterly ruins his posture, it at least does him the favor of making him seem less inhumanly gangly. “Mm...your diet could use some slight adjustments, I think. You do miss the occasional meal, but that is mostly fine so long as you are still achieving nutritional benchmarks, a few of which I believe you are hovering just barely shy of. You have a penchant for junk food, sweets, and comfort dishes - fine in moderation, but a slightly higher proportion of fresh fruits and vegetables never hurt anyone, yes?” She’s glossing over the precise deficiencies, here, but it’s at least a step in the right direction. Some of his bloodwork returns...questionable results at times, and short of repeatedly calling him into the medbay to stick him with needles and interrogate him about the most minor symptoms, there’s very little she can do to verify how concerned she should be until she rules out external influences. 'More vegetables’ is just the beginning of that.

@itsfoolproof

[fizkult-privet]

Don't worry, I've taken care of everything and secured you a date. It's Thursday night, there are reservations at Seoul Kitchen for seven, and you've got tickets waiting for you at the outdoor theater box office. You can thank me later. - J

...IS THIS WHY I GOT RANDOM TEXT FROM HANA???? You are menace and am going to make you regret this later.

[jessemccowbae]

👦 - (itsfoolproof)

Damn. And Jesse thought he’d hadit rough.

Of course, he couldn’t tell how oldthis guy was; well ahead of his own thirteen-and-two-thirds, was all he knew.Still looked too young to be as roughed up as he was, though, even by Deadlockstandards.

He quietly fished his smokes from thepocket of his jeans, leaning on the wall and sizing the guy up. Skinny as hell,Jesse might be able to take him in a fight, but it’d be close; his height alonewould be a huge advantage. All those scars looked pretty hard-won, one way oranother.

Jesse took a drag off hiscigarette – nervous habit at this point, but it calmed his nerves and gave himsomething to focus on – and forced a casual slump to his shoulders as he lookedthe stranger up and down.

“Th’fuck happened to you?”

[bastionthebeepboop]

Christ, Death Machine, get in the car. I'm taking you, your little girlfriend, and Zenny off to the nursery until this blows over. It's far enough away from the base that the infection shouldn't be able to spread to you there. No point in stayin' here, recklessly endangering yourself, after all. - itsfoolproof

okaty.

uum everythgin goign to be fine right? just a ascary thing that happening. dont even need to think about eworst thing.

bbut um, if worst thign happen? it okay if have to blwo bastion up. bastion understadn.

[igeon-sagiiya]

Well, I thought you might like to help and/or watch me build a mech, but if you're not in the mood, then whatever. I was just offering. (itsfoolproof)

I don’t know why you’re offering at all. I don’t want to hang out with you, Jamie, and you’ve made it pretty clear how you feel about me. Let’s just not.

[glimpseofmastery-blog]

🍁 - (itsfoolproof)

@itsfoolproof♥*♡+:｡.｡🍁｡.｡:+♡*♥         Zenyatta didn’t expect the lanky arms of the other to wrap around them and lift them from the chair but they let it happen, clinging to Jamison to rid of the feeling that he would drop them.〝Jamison。 Put me down, silly。〞   A soft laugh slips past their tan lips while they speak. Zen let’s Jamison carry them around, unaware of his plan but they don’t struggle, content with the position and not wanting to fall away to the ground. But the falling sensation rose yet again when Jamison Leaned over the pile of brightly colored leaves and released his grip on Zenyatta. A small gasp erupts from the monk when they drop but it quickly drowns out into laughter when they hit the soft pile, the dried leaves crunching under them from the impact. Zen shakes their head and gazes up at him a moment before tossing a handful of leaves at him with a little giggle. The leaves were more of a distraction while they grab a hold of his arm and tug the blonde into the pile beside them.〝Karma, Jamison。。 〞 They state simply while their smile widens and they let their hands fiddle with the leaves around them.