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@say-bacon-again
Sometimes, interruptions to our routines can be difficult to recover from. There is so much to catch up with that it can feel overwhelming.
Be kind to yourself. Let yourself rest. Recover at your own pace. Ask for help if you need it.
Raise the dead with pumpkin spice.
Start the skeleton war 2080.
Hand out treats to the masses.
I'm going into town.
Been thinking about some things lately... trailer is too small to make sense of em.
If you were wondering, yeah. The brownies were good.
Your future brownie privileges have been permanently revoked!
I think the surprise has less to do with the recipe than it requiring carefully monitored and controlled application of fire, which ain’t historically your bag.
Rat.
I would trust you to create any number of things.
Nitroglycerin.
Plastic explosives.
Any number of cockamamie gadgets that require a boom.
There’s a reason that I do the cooking.
If you were wondering, yeah. The brownies were good.
So despite all my traps and clever defenses, I did not get a single cookie. Not one! People kept SOMEHOW sneaking in and stealing some, and when I was down to the last few, Zarya waltzed in and politely asked if she could have some.
I can’t say no to Zarya. No one can say no to Zarya. It’s not because she could break my head in if she wanted, oh no, it’s because she can do that, but won’t. She’ll just sit there looking sad and disappointed. It’s heartbreaking! I just can’t deal with that!
In an act of utter defiance, I made brownies.
Check out THESE aesthetic shots, you ungrateful bastards. Yeah, I put raspberry liqueur in them. At least a shot’s worth. Chocolate chips, too! And none of you drongos are gonna get a single bite, cuz I made them in the trailer, so there.
Roadhog can have one (1). ONE.
Hnmmmmm... I was wondering why you were squawking when you finally let me in.
I just realized... The great water war of 2080 never ended, did it?
There are two batches of cookies in the kitchen. First come first serve.
Please do be civil! :)
There is one batch of cookies in the kitchen. First come first serve.
Suckers.
JESSE, YA BLOODY DRONGO, WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE’D YOU GO WITH MY BIKKIES, YA FUCKIN CUNT, YOU’VE REALLY COME A GUSTER, I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP!
Black ops, roedor. You don’t think I can run an infiltration op in my own house against a mark I’ve been livin’ with for over a year? Whose defenses, while ingenious and highly effective, are incredibly poorly camouflaged?
I nailed tougher heists than this before your voice dropped, kiddo. Be glad I like you enough to leave half of ‘em.
FUCK
I’m adding 6 loaves of pumpkin bread, 4 pies and 2 batches of cookies to the pile.
… Assuming i can get in to the kitchen.
... I think I might have used @zenyattayes' pumpkins to make them.
My bad.
There are two batches of cookies in the kitchen. First come first serve.
Please do be civil! :)
There is one batch of cookies in the kitchen. First come first serve.
Suckers.
JESSE, YA BLOODY DRONGO, WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE’D YOU GO WITH MY BIKKIES, YA FUCKIN CUNT, YOU’VE REALLY COME A GUSTER, I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP!
Black ops, roedor. You don’t think I can run an infiltration op in my own house against a mark I’ve been livin’ with for over a year? Whose defenses, while ingenious and highly effective, are incredibly poorly camouflaged?
I nailed tougher heists than this before your voice dropped, kiddo. Be glad I like you enough to leave half of ‘em.
FUCK
I'm adding 6 loaves of pumpkin bread, 4 pies and 2 batches of cookies to the pile.
... Assuming i can get in to the kitchen.
The monk has gone full skeleton, reaper put on a new cloak…
Only thing to do is start baking.
Hana says I am not allowed.
Don’t listen to her, Zenyatta… T͓̼̣͇̯̞̔̉͋͗ͯ̄̒͋ͮͪ͗͜͞h̴̶̖̳̜͖͈͓͚ͫ̑ͯ́͞ͅe̡̐ͨ̈̉̃͐̓̿̔ͪ̅̊҉̮͚͈̞̙̬̭ ̂̀ͥ̇̋͢͏̛̲̫̦̞͍̀w̵͎̤̲̰̪̦̠͔̯̻̭̰̬͎̼͇̣̺̥ͫ̀̋ͮ̽̈́̾̓͆̒͑ͮ̇a̧̨̧͒̿͌̉ͤ͂̒͛͛̍ͨ҉̬̠͎r̷̴̓̉̌ͨͤ̌҉҉͎̩̞̩ ̵̷̩̮͙̭͚̭̲̹͈͔̎̃ͪ͒̓͛̄̕̕h͒ͫ̍͛̍͒ͭ͊͗ͣ̂̀̌̓ͥ̋͏̴҉͏͖̱̝̠̻̰̥͔͖͔͈̜̗̹̞̕ȁͥͣ̾ͭ̎ͩ̋͋̃̿͂ͫͮͭ҉̧̗̞͙͇̪͇͙̰́s̷̢ͥͣ̉̔̎̋͑͛ͯ҉͙͓͉̩̗̥̺͍̞̖͈̦̭͟ ̸̴̶̬̖͚̗̼̼͚̘̫͚̤̤͎̤̤̻̺̙̄ͪ̏ͮ́͘bͤͬ͗̀̑̉̿̓́́̚͘͜͢҉̻͍̰̟̪e̷̢̍͒̏̒ͬ̍̓͐ͦ̇ͫ̆͌̊̓̉̓ͤ҉̬̙̰̼̳̳̻̼̱̹̜̗̞͚̝͘ͅğ̶̴̯͇̭̳͊̒ͭ̄̓ͫ̾͌̔ͭͩ̿͐̈̾́͜ữ̶͎͔̰̟̪̼̱̲̩͎͙̤̙̪̳̬͙̙ͧ̐̔̂ͩ̊͛͊ͬ̑̐̋̿̓̎̿́͘͢nͨͤ͌̔ͪ̊͢͡͏̯̭̬͔̯
The age of pumpkin spice has begun.
The monk has gone full skeleton, reaper put on a new cloak...
Only thing to do is start baking.
Went into the kitchen to make coffee, found that coffee had already been made. Pretty sure it was made on Sunday, but that’s nothing that raspberry syrup, milk, and ice won’t fix.
bastion is throwing up in bastion’s mouth and bastion does not have mouth, or stomach, or ess off a gust.
#jamie will be throwing up in jamie’s mouth if jamie drinks that
I’ll have you to know that Jamie did not throw up in Jamie’s mouth or even an appropriate waste receptacle from drinking that. In fact, Jamie felt appropriate awake and focused, as intended by the consumption of caffiene in any form, and got a lot of work done that day. Not exactly the work Jamie intended to get done, but progress was made nonetheless, so shove off.
Beeper... If you knew some of the stuff he's eaten...
For everyone who may or may not be disappointed in me, please know that Angela has her head in her hands, shaking her head and sighing loudly. No one is more disappointed in me than Dr. Ziegler. Or perhaps she is merely disappointed in herself, for not realizing it was me sooner. The world may never know.
If she wasn’t so cute when she’s exasperated, maybe we’d quit it.
If I am being perfectly honest, it is a little bit of both.
Perhaps I ought to begin exacting retribution for the amount of nonsense I am put through…but then the question becomes: where would I start? :P
Oy, I heard it was exasperatin’ Angelface time?
G’day, I am here to stick m legy out REAAAAAL FAAAAAA
... Say th’ word an’ I’ll drag him back.
say-bacon-again:
Just run with it. It’s easier that way, trust me.
#you’ll get used to the crazy eventually.
I don’t know if I’d call that easier. You see what that kid is saying?
Yeah. Trust me when I say you'll probably end up hearing crazier before too long.
captpirat:
YEAH!! SO LIKE, MUM TELLS ME THE FIRST OMNIC WAR WAS FINE AND OVERWATCH MANAGED TO KEEP THE OMNICS AT BAY
BUT THE SECOND TIME SOME MUMBO JUMBO HAPPENED AND IT MELTED THE ICE CAPS AND THEN THREW MOST OF THE LAND UP TO THE SKY AMD BECAUSE SOME GRAVITY GOT FUNNY IT STILL FLOATS TODAY
AUS IS THE LAST CONTINENT
…
What kind of fucked up “alternate history” roleplay are you talking about. I thought this was an actual social media website.
Just run with it. It's easier that way, trust me.
heavenlyhog started following itsfoolproof
Well well well, what do we have here? Color me intrigued and slightly aroused. I wonder what’s a bloke gotta do to make your acquaintance, hmmm?
Try food. Normally helps.
Lizard Sashimi, a recipe as by me: JAmison FaWkeS
Step one: GUT the damn thing first, dont just slice away
Step two: Remove bones, probably, or you’ll choke later
Step three: Drain blood before removing bones and guts
Step four: Get a knife, preferably one thats not rusted to shit
Step five: resign self to cutting yer fingers a lot because yer twitchy af
Step six: Profit! You now have somethin’ that looks nasty, and tastes…
…Eh. Could use some salt, honestly.
... I've got mac n' cheese inside if you want some.
@fizkult-privet is getting blood work done and so she hasn’t eaten all day and she just said “I am starvink” and I said “Hello Starvink, I’m Junkrat” and now I’m hiding in a closet because she’s gonna eat me alive but she’s probably going to find me any second now because I cannot stop laughing please light a candle, say a prayer, all that jazz cuz I’m gonna die RIP Junkrat I have no regrets
I’m on my way with leftovers and a shovel.
Good idea, she won’t be able to reach me if I sit on your shoulders.
I... ok.
