#itsnotfair

[matthewsmania]

watching all these videos of the marías concert(s) and it’s like THAT SHOULD BE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[honey-bee35]

BEHOLD

my latest crush of the week:

[lifetrader]

for fnafverse penny because i would give her a kissie; 19, 40, 44, 71, 81

19. What is their occupation?

Dayshift guard and part time mechanic at Freddy Fazbear’s!

40. Who do they trust most? Is that trust mutual?

Her older sister Noah! The trust absolutely is mutual!

44. Do they have any scars? If so, what are the stories behind those scars?

Yes! She has a semi-large scar on her right arm from when Chica malfunctioned and ended up biting down on her arm.

71. How are they with children? Do they have any? Do they want any?

PENNY IS FANTASTIC WITH KIDS. It’s one of the reasons she’s still on dayshift and not full-time mechanic! She doesn’t have any, but she’d love to have some in the future.

81. Are they bothered by the sight of blood?

Yes. While she can handle it, seeing mass amounts of blood make her feel sick and uneasy.

[darksiderscreations]

War: I did everything i could to fight the angels and demons on earth.

Council: cool cool, but were going to enslave you for 100 years anyway and then we are going to strip you of all your power while you go on a pointless journey to prove your worth!

Me: Y’ALL FUCKING SUCK ASS

[mixed-berry-sorbet]

Why do all the rich houses have cabinet trash cans? Why do any houses have cabinet trash cans? What's the point? It’s just an extra step- “Yeah hold on let me throw away this banana peel by walking into my kitchen, kneeling down, opening a cabinet, throwing away the peel, closing the cabinet, and standing up again.” Why do Cabinet Trash Cans exist???

[thefishispurple]

I mean, come on. 😍🔥🤤 @nengerman

Thankful for this one. 🧡🖤

[assemblenaturalforce]

I have a question, tho

Why is he so fucking hot and cute at the same time?!😩😤😥

It's not possible

[daughterofthebeard]

He looked at me and said, "Stop, Daddy!😲 Take it off your hand." clear as day. He generally speaks in full sentences like "I drank all my water", "Can you see my basketball is here?" and "It's not fair!" (he literally just used all of these as I'm typing). Plus, his mom told me he said "armaDILDO" today so... I'm pretty sure we're good on the two year old language skills development. ... #23mo #language #lookwhostalking #vocabulary #development #developmentalmilestone #armadillo #itsnotfair #parenting