Throwing something out there for the dumb hockey boys
Heat/red Ri/valry
Il/ya going over to Sha/ne's apartment and he got a new cat. The Russian is allergic to cats and doesn't take allergy meds on the regular because it's not allergy season. He goes over and pretends he doesn't have a weakness to cats. Because his ego couldn't take his "enemy" finding a weakness in him.
Il/ya has to keep pulling away as they kiss to rub at his nose and to breathe frankly. He slowly starts to sound stuffed up and his pretty eyes watery and puffy. This evolves into sneezes he tries to suppress hand free but they're powerful so come out like "Hnx't Hnx't Hnx'zg hnx'CHEWW!!" . Sha/ne finds it endering how his curls bounce as his body shakes , especially when he can see the ripple of his abs when he has his shirt off. Il/ya's nose obviously twitches like a bunny , he had tried to smush it into submission with a knuckle as he usually does but it hadnt worked.The Canadian blesses him , he doesn't hear Roz sneeze much but he was human after all.
After a few hours , he starts hearing a slight wheeze in the Russians breathing even when they weren't engaging in sex. Sh/ane asks "you okay Rozanov?. Il/ya blushes and said "you take breathe away *wheeze* Hollander". His voice sounds scratchy and stuffy. The Canadian laughed at how cute Il/ya almost getting a English idiom right was. He playfully shoved the Russian.
After a few more hours, Sh/ane figures it out and he handed Il/ya some non-drowsy allergy meds and a coke . Il/ya said "you trying to drug me, Hollander? To throw me off my game?". "As much as I want to win, I wouldn't cheat like you. It's allergy meds. You're obviously allergic right now, unsure to what" Sh/ane said softly and playfully. Il/ya rolled his eyes and took the meds. At some point, the fluffy white cat jumped up onto Il/ya's lap and he immediately started having a sneezing fit. He was unable to stifle or cover. Sh/ane said "Woah easy, bless you!! Oh it's cats isn't it?". The meds hadnt has time to kick in. The Russian shot him a watery glare and said "d'no dever. Too cute. Im'b dot weak like you ". Sh/ane dropped it but said "okay whatever you say, Mr Though guy" and hugged him. Il/ya pretended to hate it but he got that happy smile that only Sha/ne made him do.
