#itsrainingcucumbers

[captainseamech]

Is. Is that a cucumber?

[devilinfurs]

She's clearly been drinking...a lot.

Perhaps other substances have been involved...

[loreolympiad]

@itsrainingcucumbers -

He stared incredulously at all the women around him and in a near faint said "How is one to choose a wife amongst all this beauty!"

(Unprompted)

"... Is that a cucumber?"

"Don't look at me, plants are Persephone's deal."

"I'm already married, Mr. Cucumber...."

"Barking up the wrong tree here, salad topping."

"I already have a girlfriend..."

"Darn right she does!" She clung to Athena's arm.

"I don't date produce..."

"Keep walkin', gherkin."

"Any of you gonna eat that? I'm *STARVIN'*~"

[brokendreamscreation]

“Oh wow! A sentient cucumber? Well, that’s a first.”

[dick-meister]

"Pretty sure I'm bigger than you." -suggestive eyebrow wiggle-

“C-Come on, size don’t matter, right??”

[naru-uzumaki]

I will sing with you!

@itsrainingcucumbers

❝ When I was [ two ] years old    I left my lips out in the c o l d,      And they turned ( blue ) dattebayo!   What could I do? ❞

[untremaine]

I need to be in the presence of perfection, I looked, and looked, and looked and none compared to you, My Lady. Surely I can make your dreams come true and make you my queen?

"Your Majesty... What an honor... I hardly--why, I hardly know what to say..." A prodigious blush is flowering behind the powder on her face.

[frestoniia]

@itsrainingcucumbers​ || x

   What in the fresh hell was this!? King cucumber? Bride?? This has gotta be some sort of weird dream. He should really stop eating cucumber sandwiches before bed...

“ M- marriage!? Uhh... I don’t know if I’m ready for that kind of commitment! ”