#itsxharris

[legionsofpersonas]

@itsxharris : Brock & Harris

Brock let out a small chuckle as Haley made a game of clinging to his legs, trying to keep him in place while Dustin was hanging onto his back. There wasn't any school today for Haley so it meant that it was a day of coming up with things to do to keep the six and three year old happy. He knew that Harris would be home soon enough, a rare overnight shift keeping her away from the typical morning wake up. He had some breakfast cooking as he entertained the kids. This was what his life was now and he couldn't have been more pleased. Stepping away from the chaos after fulfilling his duty for SHIELD meant stepping into a more relaxed role that he had never seen himself having. He didn't mind being the stay at home dad. Sure, it freaked out some of the parents at school when he showed up, occasionally scared a kid with the scars that he bore from the last few days of his service, but that didn't change anything. He heard the door open, knowing it had to be Harris. He may have been retired but that didn't mean that he had skimped out on security for his family.

[myriadxofxmuses]

USE THIS WEBSITE to generate a hilarious but utterly pointless quote to your muse !! REPOST, don’t reblog !! 

"Those who expect enemies trust their originality"

"Think. You'll regret it."

"Clowns are clumsy."

(Sidenote: I lol'd at how perfect this quote is for him.)

"Never say 'fuck off' say 'I love you more than you will ever know.'"

"First they treat you, then they terminate you, then they object to you, and then you become one of them."

Tagged by: @eeliabwrites (thanks so much 😊)

Tagging: @emmaxmeyer , @seeance , @strictlycanon (daddy Reg) , @strictlyoc (Tyr) , @lunarruled , @itsxharris , @infinitexkind , @twdgdeadmanwalking

[thehighscarecrow]

“No im not in hospital, why would I be? Nobody shot me I’m fine stop worrying so much!”

“Really? Because someone dressed up like a doctor and totally just found your ass in a hospital getting stitched up from being shot. Care to point some fingers baby girl or does daddy gotta go on a city wide rampage and fuck some shit up?”

[ofsmalldoses]

◜ ♡ ❛ starter for @itsxharris​​ 

he blows out the smoke. he just walked out of a girl’s apartment, a woman he met on a bar. they decided to have a couple of drinks after exhanging looks for a couple of minutes that felt like an eternity. javier is supposted to meet jade for breakfast but he was not sure if he was looking presentable enough. why did it matter so much to him looking perfect for her?; javier rolls his eyes. didn’t matter, he was not going to admit his feeling for her soon. 

they had been together several times, jade was probably one of the few people that could make javier genuinely laugh. it was so rare to see him smile that it was scary but when he did he looked like the sun was setting upon his dark edges and everyone could notice. he knows he owes her some sort of apology but he can’t find the exact words to say. the cop drives his way to her place, it doesn’t take more than ten minutes before he’s knocking on her door expecting her to open. 

[salaciousneeds]

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Conrad groaned, half pained, half in relief as she popped his shoulder back into place. Things hadn’t gone to plan on his latest piece, work having been set on the back burner with everything happening with them lately. This job had caught him off guard and he was paying for it with the deep gash in his left shoulder. The wound probably necessitated a hospital visit but he trusted Harris enough to get it done. “I’ll heal up quick. You know that.” He murmured before working his shirt off so she could have better access to the skin. Quick was a relative term. Quicker than most but not enough to avoid the risk of infection.

[loudhaoleinatie]

“Ugh tell Steve you’re busy and come back to bed.”

Danny chuckled and spoke into his cell again. "You hear that? You're making my Bostonian grumpy and I'm the one who's gotta deal with her." He made a couple of agreeing noises before nodding. "Alright, will do."

When Danny hung up he dropped his cell on the nightstand before lifting the sheet and crawling back under it to snuggle up to J's naked body.

"He just wanted me to check the report from the latest case before we get it filed. I do it later," Danny told his girlfriend, kissing her neck. "Unfortunately he thinks it's acceptable to call people at 9am on a Sunday morning to remind them to do work things. Turns out you can take the neanderthal out of the military, but..."

He didn't bother to complete the adage, instead lightly running his fingertips around the outside of Harris's ear.

"So I did as you wished and came back to bed. Is there anything else you would demand of me, m'lady?"

[polycastiel]

“i don’t want you protecting me, or whatever it is you think you’re doing”

“Harris, please. You don’t want me to help?” Castiel huffed and spun his blade in his palm as he walked beside her, struggling to keep up with her brisk pace. He only joined her on this case because he knew she’d be stubborn enough to rush into the action without back up. “Then, what would you prefer I do? Because I’m not leaving you here alone.”

[ricksmybitch]

Lucas says Negan can eat a bag of dicks because his dad (Ryan) doesn’t like him I’m sksksks

 Negan says fuck you.