#ittwo

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stan: i hate it when people say "if you think this is better then sex, you've clearly never had good sex" like no, clearly you've just never had good lasagna

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richie: well aren't you just sugar and spice and everything nice

mike: aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and everything...uh...

richie: no, go on. if you can find something that rhymes with sarcasm and still makes sense, i'll stop talking

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richie, reading a card from bill: baby shower invitation? uh no thanks audra, i can have a regular sized shower whenever i want

eddie: give me that-

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richie: change is inedible

stan: don't you mean inevitable

richie, spitting our pennies: i clearly fucking didn't

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stan: i slept for twelve hours but i might still be tired, so let's go for twelve more just in case

ben: that's called a come, stan

stan: sounds festive

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richie, taking off a large top hat to reveal a smaller, secret top hat underneath: does this answer your question?

eddie: i never asked a question

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richie: hey stan, are you free on friday? like 8pm friday?

stan: yeah?

richie: what about you bill?

bill: yeah i think so

richie: great, because i'm not. you two go out without me, enjoy your date

stan: did he-

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ben: are you okay?

stan: no, why? did i seem okay before?