#itzkiddo

[vampirekoolaid]

saw a post about this and decided to make a tag game out of it—

Put your URL in this generator: https://replicate.com/lambdal/text-to-pokemon

and show me your Pokemon! Here's "alienjack":

And I am bonking @buttonedupwithstars @farklelucas @geometricalien @kae-karo @itzkiddo

[vampirekoolaid]

Ask thingy for all of the 4's, so 4, 14, 24, 34, and why not 40

OMG SO MANY okay okay i got this - from this list

4. what’s an inside joke you have with your family or friends?

my brother and i have this ANCIENT one from a time we were REALLY small children, and we were playing pretend, and i have no memory of the actual context other than me holding up my hand, pinching air, and asking maniacally, "what about... your CAR KEYS?!" and to this day, i still mumble "CAR KEYS!?" in that voice to myself when i'm looking for my keys, and if we're going somewhere together, he makes the joke too when he whips out his car keys, and it fucking sends us both in stitches every time to this day. i think for me it's because he could've... not played along with it? why would he have had imaginary car keys?? who knows but i had them then!! and it was dramatic!!!! and i'm giggling to myself as a write this out because goddamn does this joke still kill me

14. what’s something you’ve always wanted to do but maybe been to scared to do?

oh jeez uhhhh. i don't know if i have any good answers for this one? like with the "share a secret" one... i suppose one of my bigger fears is confrontation. i'd love to some day be able to go off on someone about shit they do, or be honest with someone instead of just ghosting. that sounds so lame but sldjfklsjdkfj yeah sure, cutting someone off completely and soundly and not just ghosting them, lol

24. what’s one thing you’re proud of yourself for?

answered here! x

34. any pet peeves?

when people don't let me finish talking - that's a big one. i know i speak slowly and i ramble and stuff but god is it frustrating when i'm trying to respond to someone or tell a story and they interject and then just completely blow over whatever it was i was trying to say. when people start talking to me when i've got headphones on / am clearly listening to something else (old roommate would frequently do this while i was watching videos and i got kinda bitchy about it after a while, oops) having to repeat the same information over and over to someone uhhh i think those are the bigger ones??

40. any bad habits?

i've gotten way better at it over the past decade but ripping the seams out of all my clothes - as soon as there's a loose thread, i will play with it, and i will make piles of thread wherever i sit... downplaying my feelings, isolating when i'm having Moods, avoiding confrontation, ghosting, opening messages and forgetting to respond... getting passive aggressive instead of clearly stating what i'm frustrated about sldkjfklsdjf

[vampirekoolaid]

Purple and Rose

OKAY SO I WENT THRU MY ASK GAMES TO FIND WHERE THIS ONE IS FROM bc this was asked on [checks notes] april 18.... oops

so it's most likely from this ask game for colors

purple: a poem you think describes your closest friend

i literally just WRITE poems about my dear friends slkdfjldjsf but the orange poem. u know the one. also this one is very much how i feel about getting to see distance friends for the first time in a long time:

rose: favourite scent on a person?

mmmm this is such a good question bc i'm v bad at scent/taste identifiers. i'd say overall i'm usually a fan of more musky/ocean-y scents over floral when it comes to other people? i have no idea what sandalwood is as a scent (my brain does not retain those associations) but it seems accurate to my preferences. actually my ultimate ideal scent of anything ever was bath & body work's old "freshwater" scent but it's DISCONTINUED so i SUFFER. (they have suggested Canyon to me as the replacement scent. it's also good.)

BUT THEN ALSO i found this ANCIENT flowers ask game and my brain substituted "purple" for "violet" when i was hunting for the source so

ROSE: Are you currently in love with someone?

though i love a great many people, i am not one who frequently or easily falls into love (aka [throws confetti] aromantic) and though i have experienced the sensation before, there are none at the moment!

VIOLET: Do you like where you’re from?

honestly yeah the older i get the more fond i am of my hometown. i went home for labor day weekend and the highway ramp i needed was closed, so i had to get off in the city for a block before getting onto the highway from the next entrance ramp, and like. idk it just really felt like home for a moment. and the route i take home now, the highway from the direction i live in now, is the same highway that my best friend took from her mom's house to our side of town in the latter half of high school, so it was just very nostalgic to be on the interstate thinking about that. also also, you never really appreciate being from a City until you move to a small town and you're like "where are all my Stores and Restaurants" etc. also as i've grown older i've developed a certain fondness for sunflowers which makes me love kansas all the more

[geometricalien]

23, 34, 43, and 50! Go gogo

gaH! okAY okaY! fjfkldasj

23. how do you feel about chilly weather? LOVE IT. LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT. I’m a sweater and cardigan and boots gay. I’ve insisted on wearing my big red sweater through the summer even though i’m dying because of the choking heat. In general I prefer chilly weather to hot/warm, 80 F is too much for me, I’m kinda like a specific heat avoidant exorcist from a popular game that way.

34. is there a song you know every word to by heart? Off the top of my head

Mr Brightside by The Killers

Last of the Real Ones by FoB

If I Had You by Adam Lambert

Hercules by Sara Bareilles

[grits teeth] Angel with a Shotgun by The Cab

43. what’s your take on spicy foods? Regrettably I am white. So I stick mostly with mild stuff but I am known to enjoy a jalapeno on occasion.

50. can i tag you in random stuff? ABSOLUTELY

[vampirekoolaid]

12, 55, 69, and 81! Go go go!

12. name of your favorite playlist?

darling i have so many goddamn playlists, wym my favorite!!!

the playlists i've had on repeat lately have been "brainworms" and "cheesin'" but some of my other favorite playlists are gods and vampires; monsters and kings, i'm why your bed's half empty, LoV as Kesha Songs Because I Can, nostalgia for a feeling, not a time; people, not places., poison/oxygen;love/suicide, and seeing power rangers but in space! always makes me giggle (rip voltron)

also, in honor of my chemical romance releasing a nEW FUCKING SONG: my mcr playlist: OH FUCK OH SHIT

55. favorite fairy tale?

not a fairy tale but icarus is my most beloved of mythology <3

for real fairy tales, the goose girl has always been my soft spot!!

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

oh man oh boy i am SO FULL OF FUN FACTS. here's an incorrect fact that came up the other day though: blood is blue in your veins but red when it touches oxygen. where did we, as children, pick that up??? it doesn't seem to be just a regional thing. i know tons of kids that picked that up from somewhere growing up. where did we learn that???? why did we all learn it???????

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

...i didn't know there was a. difference?? isn't it just regional terminology??? i grew up saying lightning bugs, though.

send me a number from the weird ask list!

[gothclaires]

Gurl, I've seen too many cute pictures to "guess" what you look like.

I’m only perceived online when I want to be, you should count it like sighting a cryptid

[gothclaires]

I was thinking Water/Ghost my dude

Oh water huh!! Interesting, that’s a cool combo though...has there been a water/ghost? It’s just funny considering how often I gravitate toward fire Pokémon lol BUT wartortle is my fave and I am a water sign so noice

[gothclaires]

One of the only things the dub has done right lol so it seems i can’t help it but it’s funny bc I don’t really read in voices usually