Jan 17, 2019
Finally, the fat🐽ass future that I’ve been dreaming of is here. @Nike is about to release #selftyingshoes👣. So, no longer will we have to be bothered with the RIDICULOUS effort of bending over to tie our shoes 👟. There’s an app on your phone📱that you use to tie your shoes after you’ve put them on🤳. OH, and the best part is they start at a mere 💵$350💰. What an exciting time to be alive!! #lazylife #fatfuture #whytie #iwouldratherdiethantie #doingtoomuch #sarcasticpost #scottsohot #scottsoappauled (at Las Vegas, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsum5xolEZv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6w2n26c9rahj