#sarcasticpost

[browngirl9diary]

Are you with a white man ?

No, I'm with an alien

(wild question tho)

[coffee-obsessed-writer]

Sharing this for @redm81 - This was the blizzard i mentioned. That top right picture was my car…

So, what’s this about some snow last week? You’d think we had a blizzard or something. #sarcasticpost #IFeelLikeJackTorrence #snowpocalypse #blizzard2017 #mountainliving

[asmm-brett]

@wildtrout •A New Species?• Can a Brown Trout ever be so Un-Brown that it changes species? This fish looks like it came straight from Iceland or the Ocean. The chromest brown I’ve ever seen... a Chrome Trout? @flyfish_elevated slaying hogs per usual🤯🤷🏼‍♂️ #sarcasticpost #iknowitsabrowntrout

[melvinbaxla]

Sarcasm is so sexy... #sarcasm #sarcasmquotes #sarcasmatitsfinest #sarcasmatitsbest #sarcasmismysecondlanguage #sarcastic #sarcasticquotes #sarcasticpost

[leigh49137]

Closed early? Thanks Walgreens. 😐😑😒😑😒 #sarcasticpost (at Walgreens)

[crazyforcococookies]

Celebrities in Fauxmances According to Kaylornation

Seems like KN never bothered to respond to my posts asking her if she knows the difference between a photo agency and a PR agency.

KN insisted that AKM-GSI is a PR company:

For Calvin and Taylor’s pap shots, a lot of times they go through a PR company called AKM-GSI (the same people she used for Jake G), and if you look at their tag line, it says “PR for Hire”. 

Source: Kaylornation, Available at: http://kaylornation.tumblr.com/post/123071499242/tayvn-the-pr-stunt-masterpost

I’ve stated in my post that it’s clearly a photo agency. But obviously, a kid in North Dakota, blogging from her parents’ house knows best right? Let’s go with KN, then. Here are some of the celebrities that engage the “PR services” of AKM-GSI, and must therefore, be fauxmances:

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds. What? No. Blake, how could you? I trusted you!

Brad and Angelina.  Wow. To turn it into a from a showmance to fauxmance after Mr and Mrs Smith has ended? So typical of Hollywood. 

Cara Delevingne and St Vincent. I wasn’t expecting this. I mean, they are wearing matching bandanas on their heads! How cute is that. That’s what real couples do. It can’t be! 

Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult. Showmance to Zero, right? What was I expecting? Hollywood is a fraud. On a side note, I thought some toxic blogs thought this was a real romance? Hmm. 

BUT THE SHOCKER GOES TO THIS GEM OF A DISCOVERY:

Pic via Style Blazer 

Pic via Style Blazer 

Pic via InStyle According to KN, KARLIE KLOSS AND TAYLOR SWIFT ARE IN A FAUXMANCE! I was not expecting that at all. Thanks KN for opening up my eyes to the world of fauxmances. No wonder you run a blog trying to debunk Tayvin, because according to your own brilliant logic, Karlie and Taylor used PR company, AKM-GSI, to sell their fauxmance to the media. I see you, KN.  Congrats for showing everyone how irrelevant you are. 😏

[loveartss]

I dont understand why girls put their boyfriends for their mancrushmonday EVERY. SINGLE. WEEK. its not like it's annoying and repetitive or anything.

[loveartss]

It's Christmas eve and im sitting on tumblr. my life is great.