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This is #BigRedSoda. I used to be #obsessed with this when I was a kid growing up in #Texas. It’s made in Dallas. I just bought some today here in Texas. #texasboy #texasmade #vegasbred #scottsohot #scottsomovedbacktoTexaslastweek (at Corpus Christi, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvkgFNCl8_l/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=bk6f34gp38vc

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I would really appreciate it if some hot guy would re-post this and tag me. These are all things I would say to my man. #quotes #qotd #wwSd #chokemedaddy #chokemespankmepullmyhair #scottsohot #scottsoquotable (at Las Vegas, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvLNAr8FLu0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2sj9g2swsu8b

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Can I get a volunteer to help me practice my back arch? @havenoshame @rickysrevival @drkhprcfl (at Las Vegas, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvK8_f9F9Hi/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=n5vg5n08y7i5

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Time to open the ole @tinder #app. It’s been too long.... #tindertrap #thethirstisreal #ineedtheD #alltheSCOTTsknow #familyguy #scottsohot #scottsoinadryspell (at Las Vegas, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/BurzSdSFSXC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1bmk5b7au2ngf

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I don’t who the #GENIUS is that put this on @ebay, but I wish I had $50k to reward him for his humor. #infinitystones #infinitygauntlet #marvelcomics #avengershumor #scottsohot #scottsothanos (at Las Vegas, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuD8-2AALCT/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1i1thu9f3th9y

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It makes me crazy.... #valentines #petpeeve #scottsohot #scottsoannoyed (at Las Vegas, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt1XhcBF52N/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1fae07ay2e1q4

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Actually, I don’t care he has a BMW.... #youmusrbe6fttoridethisride #hemustbe6fttall #beardlover #scottsohot #scottsopogonofile (at Las Vegas, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt0lzQeFCQN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hnls4tmkd6dq

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I need to start doing this again. #fbf #flashbackfriday #scottsohot #scottsoimpatient https://www.instagram.com/p/BtpkvCwlAJv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10fjeoi03qps

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I wish @instagram would do another one of those #fakeprofile purges. I have had at least 3 “people” follow then unfollow me everyday for the past week. It’s kind of annoying. #1stworldproblems #likeforfollow #likeforlikes #verifiedaccount #scottsohot #scottsoirritated https://www.instagram.com/p/BtkjG0dlbwe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xdr0vy9o2wwi

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My #flashbackfriday is in honor of my baby 🐶 boy #soxsebastianstablein. This is when he discovered chewing on my socks was his favorite thing to do. #FBF #soxonsoxonsox #daddysboy #chiweenie #chiweeniesofinstagram #puppiesofinstagram #scottsohot #scottsoinlove 😍 (at Las Vegas, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtW7Cotl7lG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=96dpukqhv2yk

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My lil man got some new clothes today. He looks so #gangsta. You don’t wanna meet this guy in a dark alley!! #soxsebastianstablein #chiweenie #chiweeniesofinstagram #sohood #hoodrat #sohoodinahoodie #hoodielife #puppylife #puppiesofinstagram #scottsohot #scottsoproudpapa (at Las Vegas, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtKZhFBFSn2/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1x34k4ok6y2f0

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Oh @sesamestreet… how you continue to inspire. #iamtrash #oscarthegrouch #scottsohot #scottsopwt (at Las Vegas, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtCsRTNlr8x/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1l6cd2h5yukmp

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Life can will placed on hold on the #4thofjuly. @strangerthingstv is all that will matter. Full-on marathon mode. No 💥🎆fireworks🎇🧨. No z😴sleep🛏. Just @netflix & my couch🛋. #cantwait #strangerthings #netflixnochill #scottsohot #scottsoexcited (at Las Vegas, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsuo092l31r/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1m33sn944dmb4

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Finally, the fat🐽ass future that I’ve been dreaming of is here. @Nike is about to release #selftyingshoes👣. So, no longer will we have to be bothered with the RIDICULOUS effort of bending over to tie our shoes 👟. There’s an app on your phone📱that you use to tie your shoes after you’ve put them on🤳. OH, and the best part is they start at a mere 💵$350💰. What an exciting time to be alive!! #lazylife #fatfuture #whytie #iwouldratherdiethantie #doingtoomuch #sarcasticpost #scottsohot #scottsoappauled (at Las Vegas, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsum5xolEZv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6w2n26c9rahj

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2009 vs today... not much has changed- looks wise anyway. Less nightlife 🎉 . Less booze🍸 . Less fun 😩. #10yearchallenge #nofilter #scottsohot #scottsothankfulforantioxidants (at Las Vegas, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsttpxoFR8k/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=mzldbuc026k1

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#meh My dating pool is a lava pit. Burn baby, burn. I guess it’s back to good ole @tinder. #overit #datingafter30 #gettingtoooldforthis #scottsohot #scottsosingleandreadytomingle (at Las Vegas, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsemX4CFrSG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1a937ltiaxewd

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This IS NOT 🚫 some #Trumpesque 👨🏽‍🦰🤬post about #Murica 🇺🇸. I just saw this bank 🏦 on Sahara & Rainbow, and thought it was funny 😆 in an #ironic kinda way. This is American First National Bank… or is it 🤔? (at American First National Bank) https://www.instagram.com/p/BseVENWlsXc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ab3i1ivq5fw1