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Life of Socialite #031

Lately, I've been getting beezies (especially ones my guy friends hooked up with OR had one night stands with) come up to me to say hi. I would introduce myself & they respond WITH ATTITUDE "Yeah i know...we already met before..thanks" while rollin their eyes back.

One in particular...I have not seen her in maybe 1 1/2 years ago... i only met ONCE...recently came up to me and did the whole "do you not remember me" bit. Of course not. it was almost 2 years ago. and we never hangout. Before she even gave me the chance for apologizing for not remembering, she then shoulder checked me and said "maybe if you take your sunglasses off you'd remember..." followed by "you're obviously too cool for me.." and storms off! DAFUQ. Talk about sensitive. I don't have time for that.

Moral of the story: TRUE friends of mine get to know me... everyone else is on my 86ed List... hahahah  ‪#‎byefelicia‬

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Life of a socialite #023

The things my girls and I say to each other: "he thinks you're all deep and shit. but really you're thinking about pickles and oreos"

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Life of a socialite #008

The usual pick up line I pull "I know what I'm doing I'm good with my words"

Snag em.

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Life of a Socialite #016:

This morning texts...

"I'm so Hungover" "When is your next gig?" "Nice job yesterday!" "Bitch. " "have a good day today!" "call me after work" "what are you doing tonight?" "afterhours tonight?" "don't forget to pick up your sister" "Have an amazing day BF"

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Life of a Socialite #002

Random nights are the best nights and in this case it was a whole weekend of sitting front row of a LIVE Italian reality show. LOL thank you boys for adopting me and speaking ONLY Italian and making me guess what you're saying LOL literally it was like 20% English the entire weekend! also props for being my Italian wall against the creepers who tried to get at me and loved the heart to hearts. Y'all are like brothers from another mother and awesome yall took care of me! Now i'm going to hide from you guys...haha too much Italian testosterone in one seating

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Life of a Socialite #010

Talking with the bartender... -Hi, my names Isabel, friends call me Izzy --"You don't remember me do you?" -Well there's a question you don't want to hear often. Sorry my bad dude...where do I know you from? --"WOW, we hung out a couple times, we have the same friends" -Well shooott, I feel super bad. So sorry I forgot! Can I use the drunk get out of jail free card?  --"If you put it that way, its all good, how bout a shot on me to start fresh?" -How could I say no? Cheers!  Moral of the story... forget more names to get more drinks?!? LOL

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Life of a Socialite #005

Last night a guy mistaken my kindness with flirting and said to me "girl you know what you're doing" and I responded with "don't get it twisted I just want a sandwich."

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Life of a Socialite #325

Guy spills ENTIRE drink on me and laughs about it. VERY CALMLY i say "hey man not cool. at least buy me a drink for it or get out of the club because clearly you're drunk." His girl stepped in. (gotta love it when girls step in..mind you im TOWERING over both of them so im looking down) She gets in my face and says "he doesnt need to buy you a drink" and im like "girl, your man laughed about it, didnt say sorry, its at least he could do" i turned around and looked at the bouncer like 'what the f*ck get these two out' the bouncer gave me like i-cant-do-anything shrug. next thing you know the girl GOT IN MY FACE and said "get the f*ck out he doesnt need to get you a drink" and i said "how would you feel if you had a drink poured on you" and she was like "but it didnt"... so normally i dont do this BUT...i reached over to next available drink and poured it on her and said "now we're even" girl went CRAY but that bouncer i mentioned earlier...he ran over and the bartenders were like "hey hey hey" and next thing i know i see them being escorted out of the club and them saying "but she threw the drink on me!" and i turn to the bartenders and said "sorry but i was calm about it" and they said "we saw here have a shot..on the house"... took the shot. enjoyed it. and danced the night away. ...so my friends... the moral of the story...don't spill on people okay?