man old grey’s was so fun, there are 27 episodes per season, doctors are sleeping with each other in the on call room, some are having affairs, some are getting jealous for no reason, some are cutting lvad wires, and they’re all failing to communicate like mature adults. oh and there are bombs in body cavities and hospital shootings and car crashes and plane crashes and people not showing up to their own wedding.
no one has ever done it like old grey’s and no one ever will again.
why did no one tell me that early grey’s anatomy is actually GOOD. everything I’ve ever seen about it as of recent has made it seem like a ridiculous 911 show for middle aged moms that I have no interest in watching but I started it from season one and it’s actually SO good. there’s found family/interesting friendship dynamics, roommates, life lessons, emotional turmoil, everyone’s fucking each other, I love cristina yang, complex female characters, everyone is hot, good character development, it’s about navigating your career post grad and I’m really feeling seen as a recently formed young adult, some of the cases are interesting etc. etc. I’m gonna be mad as fuck when all these characters inevitably leave because wtf this is actually enjoyable
I’ve been watching gray’s anatomy with my mom and I’m on the episode where Alex sends all the letter explaining how he’s leaving to be with Izzy and omg I’m sobbing because I always loved jo and him more then Izzy and him and he just literally left like just up and left and mer he literally left a note and they are each others people and just one note and now I guess there not even going to call anymore
Grey's Anatomy incorrect quotes even tho most of these characters never fully interacted with each other
Lexie: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly?
Owen: Not again!
Lexie: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions.
Callie: Just wait until you hear about whales.
Lexie: What now?
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Mark: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
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George: On the count of three, what’s your favourite cake?
George & April: One, two, three-
George & April: Chocolate cake, peanut butter frosting, and chocolate chunks!
Mark: Our turn, Derek! One, two, three-
Mark: Vanilla!
Derek: I’ve never had cake before. What is cake?
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Jackson: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.
Cristina: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.
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Richard: If you think I’m playing favourites, you’re wrong. I love all of you equally!
Richard, earlier: I don’t care for Alex.
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Mark: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.
Cristina: *looks over at Meredith and Addison* Cristina: Is it “sexual tension”?
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*after discussing a plan*
Alex: Does anyone have any questions?
April: Is this legal?
Alex: Does anyone have any relevant questions?
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Callie: I hope no one lowkey hates me.
Callie: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being.
Callie: Go big or go home.
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Meredith: You’re such a dumbass (affectionate).
Alex: Aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary).
Mark: How are you talking like that in real life?
Alex: Witchcraft (derogatory).
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Cristina: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…
Patient: What’s updog?
Cristina: Alex! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
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Kidnapper: I have your partner.
Jackson: What? I don't have a partner...
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?
Jackson: Oh my god, you have Cristina.
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Jackson: So, are they your friend or...
Bailey: They’re like April, but if April was ordered to be around you.
Jackson: Oh, so Meredith.
Bailey: Precisely!
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Callie: Unfollow me if you think the Earth is flat.
Cristina: *seriously pretends to be a flat-earther to antagonize the anti-flat-earther.
Owen: *neutral but makes polls to start fights, "Is the Earth flat? Let's discuss!"*
Meredith: *not a flat-earther but makes "the Earth may be flat but this ass ain't" jokes for viral tweets*.
Derek: *actual flat-earther.*
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Jackson: Once Cristina thanked me and I couldn’t decide between “No problem!” and “No worries!” so I yelled “No worms!” to them as they walked away.
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Meredith: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no.
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Callie: What’s your favourite colour?
Bailey: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
Callie: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralise 0.8ml of sulphuric acid at STP?
Bailey: My favourite colour is purple.
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April: Does everyone know their job for today?
Arizona: Water the flowers.
Callie: Vacuum the carpet.
Meredith: Wash the dishes.
Alex: Pretend to be a wolverine.
April: Close enough.
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Meredith: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for.
Meredith: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*
Owen: ...Thanks.
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Derek: You’re jealous.
Meredith: Jealous?
Derek: That’s why you were being so negative about this.
Meredith: That’s absurd. I’m always negative.
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April: The first time I ever got upset in front of Meredith, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.
Meredith: I was doing both, for your information.
Arizona: The first time Meredith hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.
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Callie: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Arizona?
Arizona: Derek, easily.
Derek, laughing: What the fuck, man.
Arizona: Well, Owen would be too easy. They’d probably be into it.
Owen, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?
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*during a group project*
Owen: *does 99% of the work*
Jackson: *has no idea what’s going on*
Derek: *says they’re gonna help but does not*
Callie: *disappears at the very beginning and doesn’t show up again until the very end*
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Alex: Cristina won’t come out of their room!
Meredith: Just tell them I said something.
Alex: Like what?
Meredith: Anything factually incorrect.
Alex, shrugging: If you say so.
Cristina, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
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Callie: Compliment me.
Alex: You have eyes.
Callie: Yeah, that works.
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Arizona: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Callie?
Callie: No.
Arizona: I think I speak for Callie when I say it sounds really super.
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Jackson: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have April periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’
Jackson: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
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*Meredith is speaking on the phone*
Meredith: Yeah, I'm with Owen.
Owen: Im fucking dying-
Meredith: Yep, they're okay.
Owen: I have a knife in my chest!
Meredith: No, they can't talk right now. They're sleeping, sorry.
Owen: IM BLEEDING OUT-
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Derek, on the phone: So no head?
Derek: *Throws phone and breaks skateboard*
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Arizona: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!
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Lexie: If we were in prison you guys would be like my bitches.
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Alex: I was put on this earth to do one thing.
Alex: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.
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Owen: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?
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Bailey: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.
Bailey: It's me.
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Meredith: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.
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April: I can’t believe my birth certificate says F...
April: ...How did I fail being born?
