HIIII!! Perchance could you do head cannons of the main three (Jimmy, Gary, Petey) being down bad/a straight up SIMPP for their partner 🤑🤑🤑 (#needtoseeGarypathetic)
Pretty pretty please 🥺
HIII okay YES
Jimmy Hopkins , lowkey protective, highkey whipped
Acts like he’s too cool to be obvious about it… he is not subtle.
Stares at you when you’re not looking and then immediately looks away like he wasn’t caught.
If someone talks to you wrong, his whole mood shifts instantly.
Pretends he doesn’t care what you’re doing, but always ends up near you anyway.
Gives you his jacket “because it’s cold” even when it’s not.
Gets visibly softer when you say his name in a nice tone.
Will deny being a simp… while actively making sure you’re safe, fed, and within eyesight.
If you’re upset? He’s done. Functionally useless until you’re okay again.
Gary Smith , pathetic, obsessive, emotionally cooked (affectionate)
Down bad in the most unhinged, overthinking, internal-monologue way possible.
Remembers EVERYTHING you’ve ever said to him. EVERYTHING.
Replays conversations at 3AM like it’s a court case.
Acts smug in public, but the second you’re gone: absolute spiral.
If you compliment him even slightly, he goes quiet for a second like his brain blue screened.
Tries to play it cool but literally cannot stop watching you when you’re in the same room.
Gets irrationally jealous but frames it as “interesting observation.”
Will say things like “you’re predictable” while actively structuring his day around you.
If you’re kind to him consistently? It’s over. He’s attached. Permanently.
Petey Kowalski , softest, most obvious simp ever
Fully, openly, adorably down bad.
Thinks everything you do is amazing. Everything.
Blushes if you stand too close to him.
Keeps little things you give him like they’re priceless artifacts.
Gets excited when you talk to him like it’s the highlight of his week (because it is).
Always offering to help you with literally anything, even if it’s unnecessary.
Writes your name in his notes by accident and then panics about it.
Will defend you with his whole chest, even if he’s shaking while doing it.
If you’re upset, he looks like he’s about to cry too.
Basically: no ego, just devotion.
