rereading the Last Binding trilogy, and it’s great how there’s a specific moment when Hawthorn thinks of Maud, “lol she’s shaped like a commanding officer”, accidentally internalizes that thought, and is completely incapable of un-internalizing it for the rest of the books. Yes, he is showing up whenever summoned to use his lordly influence to get this girl out of Situations. No, he also does not know how he got here or why he’s doing this. Society(TM) thinks they’re sleeping together, but unfortunately she’s entirely a lesbian and his ex is effectively her brother-in-law, and moreover that would violate the chain of command.














