cool me down, you're so hot
(Jack x Alan, The Last Binding, rated E)
During a heatwave, Jack suggests a way to cool off.
‘You said you didn’t want my hands or any other part of me on you,’ Jack said.
Alan glowered at him, and was intent on not breaking first for all of eight seconds before he burst out, ‘You can’t hold me to that; you didn’t give me all the facts.’
Jack lifted a dark, sardonic eyebrow. ‘Didn’t I?’
‘No. You’re a bald-faced liar, actually. You told me you didn’t have a way to cool me down.’
‘I’m sorry I neglected to tell you about the existence of ice, Cesare, but I thought what with your father selling ice cream for a living and you having been on Earth for almost three decades—’
‘I know about ice,’ Alan interrupted. ‘I didn’t know you had ideas about ice.’