HAPPY 20th MONTANAVERSARY TO JACK & CARLY SNYDER JULY 3, 2003
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HAPPY 20th MONTANAVERSARY TO JACK & CARLY SNYDER JULY 3, 2003
8pm tonight I got a date with Justice League...
Don’t tell the Avengers I’m cheating on them...
good god when are we going to stop jack snyder from making 2.5 hour films......he’s not even talented, he’s just whitebro dudes’ current fave.
they just like him opposed to taika waititi for being too funny (and other obvious reasons) and joss whedon for being too “feminist” (lmao). he’s literally the epitome of white male mediocrity, but truly believes he’s a genius.
yes parts of his films are “visually interesting” but uh, at what cost. hours of my life? characters with with no depth or representing the absolute worst narcissistic nihilism of capitalism with no emotional payout? his films are too long!!!!! hire a fucking editor/let them do their actual job!! big gun/explosion does not a good film make. also, let people sit on set, you asshole piece of shit! no surprise he loves ayn rand.
also, also he made sucker punch, which let’s dive into the absolute disgusting exploitation that was under the guise of “feminism”. sexy women being abused/lobotomized = woke 🤪 as if this shallow, gross view of female empowerment specifically meant for the male gaze doesn’t infuse all his films
If only Tom Holloway could break this twinks back, that daddy could step on me and beat me up I don’t mind.
Can the fourth season somehow bring him back? Even if it’s still as a vessel for the Mind Flayer. Especially if he’s still possessed.
There weren’t enough scenes of him in season three. I’m going to have to start using As the World Turns gifs or something. XD
My Top 50 Soap Opera Couples
5. Jack Snyder & Carly Tenney, As the World Turns
Was scrolling through Twitter, and I just observed this...
2010s kids, seeing Michael Park: Hey, that's Larry Murphy!
2000s kids, seeing Michael Park: Hey, that's Jack Snyder!
You: Superman is a representative of Jesus Me, an intellectual: Superman is a representative of Moses
20 YEARS OF JACK, CARLY, & SAGE SNYDER July 4, 2003: "She's a beauty." "I think she looks a lot like her dad."
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