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I always see the dog choking info on here, so here’s what to do if a kitty is choking

Save your kitties, we all know they eat everything anyway. 

http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Choking-Cat

http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-CPR-on-a-Cat

[earthmindheartsky]

Q

[coldalbion]

important

[breelandwalker]

REBLOG TO SAVE THE KITTIES!

[girlwithbird-blog]

IMPORTANT FOR KITTY OWNERS

[memewhore]

[tom-from-acquisition]

This billboard is what an American roadtrip looks like

[baking-bisexual-bitch]

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood…

[cinemove]

[lolasteppereincarnate]

[punknursejoy]

@machamp your tags are perfect

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[worthyironman]

i think the best thing about gen z is their dedication to self care and by this i mean when john mulaney performed at a college and he took a sip of water the crowd would start applauding and someone yelled at him “hydrate before you die-drate” therefor confusing an already confused man even more

[chuwenjie]

Golden deer house in modern day street wear!

[thatradicalnotion]

Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

[cobaltflame]

This really says a LOT

[bunney]

simpsons is so next level

[markv5]

[under-dark-stars-blog]

[lavender-ice]

please.

[freelancervermont]

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i feel like the fact that all these superheroes know each other but have secret id’s has so much comedy potential 

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steph & some friends on a trip to central city: [passes by some cops]

steph: oh hey barry!

barry: hey kiddo!

steph’s friends: wtf?

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i keep thinking of examples that are teens knowing random adults but like, equally funny:

clark and jimmy are in gotham to report on some happenings and they’re getting a starbucks and they bump into selina

clark: oh hey selina

selina: what’s up

clark: not much…how’s it going? gotten into any trouble lately?

selina: nothing i would tell you about 

clark & selina: [laugh] 

jimmy: what is happening right now

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mary kramer: YOU NEVER SAID YOU KNEW OLIVER QUEEN???

courtney: IT NEVER CAME UP???????

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[during lunch break at personal tour of lexcorp with a metropolis high school]

lex, approaching kon: so, conner, how are you enjoying the facilites?

kon: they’re alright i guess

kon’s friends: HELLO??????

[graylinesspam]

The sheer hilarity of anyone knowing Bruce Wayne personally.

Bruce at an event refusing to do interviews only for Lois and or Clark to stroll up like “not even for little old me?”. Que deep sigh

Wally tripping and scraping his knee only for billionaire Bruce Wayne to offer his hand. “You alright kid?” “yeah, B I’m fine”. Every one the side walk is like “??????”

Bruce exiting his car just for some redhead in a beanie across the street to start yelling at him. “Fuck you.”

“Nice to see you again Roy”

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The only good thing reddit has ever produced https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/65788g/im_3_i_know_everything_ama/?st=1Z141Z3&sh=f48ba715

[surprisebitch]

wholesome

[eroticcannibal]

This post missed the best one

[rollingstoneboycomplex]

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

[heavensickness]

Full paragraph hurts even more.

“ (…) I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close… I will love you until your face is fogged by distant memory. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else and I will love you if you never marry at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all. That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.”

[mysistermakesmelaugh]

UHHHHH IM FUCKING BACK?????? My old Tumblr blog is here again??????? It was gone last year but its back with all my side blogs too???? WTFF?????????

[sp-rings]

I …. really like this show

[sonicthehedgehog]

You have been blessed by the Happy Holiday Chao! Reblog to bless your followers’ timelines with the joy and energy needed to make it through the holidays.

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noted icon and legend, Leilani Clarke