#jack yes

[caleb-crow]

JACK NO

[panickedpansexualprincess]

tmw you’re apparently writing fan fic in your dreams, and you wake up just enough to realize that instead of writing ‘Eggsy, Harry, and Merlin’ in bed, you wrote ‘Eggsy, Jack, and Merlin’ in bed. And you stop and go....

Where the hell did Jack Harkness come from, and why is he in bed with Eggsy and Merlin?

And then realize that you totally need to actually write this.

[mirclealignr]

do not judge my sudden james norrington obsession or the revamp of my potc obsesion

[mayorofthistown]

"I do apologise for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified." (Jack no)

“Well, M’sieur, there are those who wouldn’t see it as justified.”

[pennedbyzazz]

"VIKTOR ALEXANDER HERTZ." ((JACK YOU LITTLE SHIT NO))

Viktor jumped with a screech at the yelling. He turned back and saw Jack. “WHAT WHAT DID I DO?? HOW DO YOU KNOW MY LAST NAME??” @brothersof-blu

[artcorevelay]

Why do I relate to every single character Jason Schwartzman plays in Wes Anderson movies?

[jackthemonkcy]

"Is that my shirt?" (JACK no.)

;; MEME — accepting.

Jack turned toward the voice, relief flooding him, though it wasn’t readily apparent. He stood in the centre of the room, one arm fully extended in the air, happily through the sleeve while the other was tangled in the fabric - bent at an increasingly uncomfortable angle.        Only half his face could be seen through the top, and he grimaced as Mer came into view. Oh yes, he was STUCK.         “ – Help? ”

[asktheroguesniper-archive]

If you could have one superpower what would it be?

JUSTICE.