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[incorrectavengersquotes]

Happy: Where are you going?

Peter: To go get some advice from a wise person.

Happy: Pepper is gone for the day.

Peter: Tony it is.

[incorrectpsychquotes]

Shawn: Hey Woody, I bet you five bucks you can’t eat the whole box.

Woody: Five? Why don’t we make it fifty? Oh-ho, you’re gonna regret this.

Gus: [Sighs] I’ll call poison control. [On the phone] Fran, it’s me, just a heads up.

[incorrect-ds9-quotes]

Quark: Listen, kid-

Jake: Please, call me Jake.

Quark: I’d really rather not. If I named you, I might become attached.

[incorrect-sanctuary-quotes]

Of all the stupid ways someone can gamble with their life, let me tell you: there is a special place in hell reserved for those dumb enough to die trying to out-stubborn Helen Magnus.

Will Zimmerman to any bad guy, probably

[incorrectpodcastquotes]

Eric: (introducing himself) Eric Chapman. Eric with a C, Chapman with a C.

Rudyard: How is that relevant?

Antigone: Oh, Eric with a C, nice and friendly, Erik with a K, evil.

Georgie: I didn’t know that.

Antigone: Everybody knows that.

[incorrectavengersquotes]

Clint: Surprise!

Tony: What is it?

Clint: Oh, just a little somethin’ somethin’ to say thank you.

Tony: Oh, Barton this is...my watch.

Clint: Uh-huh. I got it fixed for you.

Tony: When did it break?

Clint: Anyway...

[incorrectavengersquotes]

Clint: It's true Natasha may not know who the 11th president is...

Natasha: James Polk.

Clint: Or who won the '67 World Series...

Natasha: St. Louis Cardinals.

Clint: Or what the capitals of Arizona, Arkansas, and North Dakota are...

Natasha: Phoenix, Little Rock, and Bismarck.

Clint: Or what the state flower, bird, and motto of Hawaii are...

Natasha: Hibiscus, nene goose, and, "The life of the land is perpetuated in righteousness."

Tony: Barton, what is your point?

Clint: I don't remember.

[incorrectavengersquotes]

Pepper: How are you feeling?

Tony: Oh, good. I don't think I've ever slept that long before, or that deeply. There was like...this movie playing in my head. It was weird.

Pepper: You mean a dream?

Tony: That must have been what it was!