#jackpost

[thetwistedwhiskersshow]

genuinely, what will show up at my house if i purchase the 17 Dollar Walmart Franco? will they even deliver a product? i kind of want him

[goldkanets]

hey so great news, yogurt is actually super easy to make and it’s delicious, but bad news, this recipe is in bulk and i have two quarts of yogurt now

[katnappe]

[thetwistedwhiskersshow]

alright it's officially the hour. i can post my @h2g2-gift-exchange present for @hopdenerd :) the idea of santa having his sleigh stolen by zaphod made me laugh. he's doing donuts with the reindeer. obviously.

this is a santa clause situation to me where zaphod then becomes santa and now has to commit to the role. or die and give it to someone else..? who knows

[thetwistedwhiskersshow]

said it before but the hardest part about the "it's pride month" meme is that no other version of it will ever be as funny as "gay meth" punchline-wise. Gay meth was the peak and everything else isn't as hard hitting

[thetwistedwhiskersshow]

i'm not going to watch heated rivalry. all those gay hockey sex scenes could've been between dwayne johnson and stephen merchant in tooth fairy (2010)

[thetwistedwhiskersshow]

i want to imagine if guiteau could see this, he'd feel honored. also i feel inclined to say that all jokes aside james garfield would be a crusty white dog as a furry and not a fat orange cat.

don't tell me the "pawles" pun is bad because i already know

[thetwistedwhiskersshow]

i think this pride month if you call a ship between a woman and a man "yuri" you should actually depict the male character as a woman from that point on

additionally i think if you call a ship between a woman and a character you headcanon as a trans man "yuri" because he's a trans man, you should be banned from being anywhere near trans men for the rest of your life