#jade 003

[banisheed]

@highoctanegem replied to your post “[pm, voice note] Tell me about the Dullahan....”:

[pm, voice note] Happy bone-rest, babe. I just know I made it infinitely better. I know those squirrels are gonna be crunchier and fresher now. [user debates whether to tell Siobhan about sexy Santas, but decides she first needs Dullahan info] [voice note, unsent] Right, but why is meeting her so [voice note, unsent] So what, I can have a whip she's not spe [voice note] First all, don't call her that, thank you. Regan works just fine. Second of all, I'm not jealous of the Dullahan? She's not a yogurt lid, she's no competition. I know I would blow her out of the water. I'm... worried about my partner going on dangerous trips looking to find her. I'm worried about that Dullahoe killing her when they meet again. [voice note] Can she really tell the future? [voice note] You didn't answer my question, by the way. How have you been?

​[pm] Squi What do [user is trying this new, radical thing: just going along with whatever Jade says. User thinks Jade can have a second career as a torturer.] Yes. The squirrels. Crunchier.

A yogurt lid is competition then? [user remembers her radical new strategy] Naturally. It contains many cultures. [user gives up] But your skin microbiota must be infinitely more fascinating than a yogurt lid. How are you and Regan a functional couple at all?

Dullahoe.....

Have you told her that? Is Regan not amenable to someone else's ideas? I'm shocked! Regan, of all people! She's never stubborn! I bet she sounded...

[voice note, in a terrible, very dry impression of Regan's voice: "I'm Regan. I love turtlenecks, I'm wearing five right now. What's that? You don't want me to endanger myself because you're worried about me? Well, your concern is illogical because I am perfect and I am a doctor. I'm also a baby. Wah."]

It is said the Dullahan can do many things. How much of it is true? And who is to say? Santa Claus, darling. She's a myth, and myths are mutable. I doubt she can see more of a future than any banshee can. Still, she is something of a holy symbol. Not for me. Not entirely My family has always thought of her as being... too secular.

[...] I've been grand, Jade. [user has not been grand]

[thalrahylune]

Time: Late evening, 20th July

Location:  The Masyarakat Ball,  Itresa Castle, Eowesoa

Status: @arthenni-s, @thejaderaven

If Thalra listened hard enough through the silence that permeated the room, she could hear the sound of laughter and music wind it's way up the stairs and under the crack in the door to the bedroom she and Arthenni were currently occupying. Thalra stood just behind the door so that if it opened, the person who entered wouldn’t see her at first glance. It was a deliberate choice, because if the person Arthenni said would be coming arrived and saw that Arthenni wasn’t alone, she’d be instantly suspicious and might try to run. Thalra didn’t want her to run, she wanted answers. And also, it would just be nice to see The Jade Raven again. 

“Are you sure she’s even at this event?” Thalra asked Arthenni, her voice hushed. It had been hard enough ditching Nil to meet up with Arthenni but they’d also had to be incredibly careful getting up here, as security was on high alert. “Even if she is here, maybe she can’t get past the guards to this room. Maybe we should switch locations.” Thalra wasn’t sure why she was nervous, except that it felt strangely like an ambush to be waiting in this room for her mysterious Raven. It also felt as if she was going to learn more about the woman she’d been so curious about for so long, and that she might not like the answers she finally got.

[banisheed]

[pm, voice note] Tell me about the Dullahan.

[voice note] I know, I know. Sorry... What happened to hello, how are you, my name is

[voice note] I need a second opinion on this. She can't be that great.

[voice note] But also, how have you been, girlyyyyy? I know you're happy to hear my voice. This message is brought to you by me tearing my bicep.

[pm] Why am I hearing your voice? Why are there multiple messages? Why must you make me engage in effort? It is Sunday, the day of bone-rest. [user sighs deeply and listens to all the messages]

The Dullahan is a headless angel of Death, what more is there to say? She is Irish, we have many myths about her. I suppose she is much like… Santa Claus, for you humans. Although the comparison pains me. A very sexy Santa Claus. And the gifts she brings are Death. And her whip is a spine.

Is this because of your IMBECILIC CHILDISH BONE PARTNER? The Dullahan is likely the most exciting thing that’s happened to her (I doubt it happened but Regan is nothing if not stubbornly delusional). At any rate, do not be jealous of the Dullahan. A smart woman would realize that the woman to cherish would be her own, not a headless myth. Ah, but Regan isn’t smart, is she? In that case, be worried.

I am sorry about your bicep. It was easily one of your best features. [user is decidedly ignoring the question about how she is because she refuses to respond to “girlyyyyyy”]

[mequiboo]

starter for @sunnysideof​

ir patinar com dois de seus grandes amigos tinha melhorado e muito sua noite, tinha até esquecido de que estava fugindo da fada madrinha ou do quanto estava nervoso por ter o ex namorado como par para a valsa. só conseguia rir do quão adoráveis jade e sunny conseguiam ser. abraçou os dois amigos ao mesmo tempo, sentindo-se radiante, esquecendo até mesmo de ser cuidadoso e não percebendo que estava roçando a bochecha nas deles. a fada madrinha tinha presenteado o filho aquela noite com uma película magia, mas hayun nem sabia. “eu amo vocês, sabiam?” revelou sorrindo com uma felicidade que há muito tempo não era vista no boo.