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Silly ahh text posts but it’s mechat fem matches
Gemma: Mmm... Not quite right Me: YOU’RE NOT QUITE RIGHT! Gemma: AGAIN!
.................... Me: *get half way through singing* Gemma: *laughs* Me: OH COME ON! THAT SOUNDED GOOD! Gemma: I zoomed in on your crotch ..................
Me: *finishes* Gemma: *starts clapping goes I got it perfectly... claps over the end of me singing* Me: *glaring* Seriously?
Sneaking run into the recording studio... I am definitely a pirate
I’m a really good actor... To the point one of my house mates said “we can’t use you to bait because they would believe it... I believed that you were honestly crying and lost, and I knew you were acting!”
I know I’m really good and I kind of want to get into that industry, but I live in a small town and it takes 3 hours to travel to any major city and it’s like... I know I could be great. I could get in there and make it!
But I just don’t know how to do it... And I try researching this stuff and I just come up blank cause I ask the wrong questions. It’s not as though I want to be famous... That’s not it... I just want to be doing something that I love
If I ate a cheetah... Would that count as eating fast food?
Jade Lancaster (myself) (filed under thoughts that cross my mind when I should be sleeping)
10 Random facts about me
1. On Twitter- I changed my name to ImpalaTardis221 and that made me happy... But the fact I couldn't put a B on the end made me cry internally.
2. When I get too excited/nervous, I speak really fast... It's a problem. I used to speak fast after moving from the country to the city (idjits think country people talk slow... I lol) and my drama teacher had to get me to repeat things over and over again until I had slowed my speech right down to an acceptable speed.
3. I've started making a TV show with my friends, we're still in the development stage and do have a plot. But we're having difficulty getting characters down and writing a script and getting funding... I really want it to work because it's my idea and I know a lot of people are like "holy fuck, hurry up and make it so I can watch it" and the fact people are so eager for it scares me.
4. I find a lot of people attractive... I just don't want to have sex with them because a majority of the time I've never met them and I feel weird about daydreaming and imaging having sex with someone I've never met/talked to. It really weirds me out how people are all "I'd tap that" where I'm like "I'd get friendly with them and chat to them, become their friend and if anything else happened, great. If not, also great because they are now my friend"
5. I hate mixing sweets and savouries together- Makes me feel sick.
6. I don't like anything with bergamot in it, it tastes icky and smells icky...
7. I want to be famous one day, yeah I know a lot of people have that goal... I'm just one in a billion people who want to be famous... But I have reasons. If I became famous I could help out so many more causes then I do at the moment, I could help get teens off the street and that would make me extremely happy.
8. I always prefer other peoples happiness than my own, I secretly hate myself. Not so secret now lol. But seriously, I still think that I should be paying penance, even though I know I actually haven't done anything wrong. All I've done wrong is get in the way of bullies who would pick on littler kids and me. Oh... Also punched a guy in the gut though... But I did give him fair warning that if he touched my friend again I would have no choice but to knock him out... I'm kinda disappointed that I only winded him... (He actually deserved it... Promise... I don't hit people for no reason at all)
9. I get stage fright, the few times I've been on stage I felt nervous as hell- It was a miracle I even managed to sing those few times. It's one of the reasons I'm so terrible at auditioning for things, because I have people who are judging me face to face. Acting on camera is completely different and makes me relax because I'm not being judged straight off.
10. I'm a junk food queen, I love sugary snacks and crisps... I'd eat them all the time really. But I don't because after a while it makes me sick, substitute the junk food with steaks and veges when I feel sick~