#jaesnek

[yuriartillery]

Avast, I bring to the artillery maiden the humble Naval 18 Inch Gun, firing full 457mm AP at the enemies armor belt or ground structure from a range of 24 and a half miles.

now is there a way to make this self-propelled that doesn't involve a train

[arundolyn]

Hi Crow!!

HELLO JAYNEE MY FRIEND JAYNEE

[nitw]

Leo I'm sorry I'm using you as a conduit to insult someone. Peace and love to you, twunk in training.

To the transphobe in my friend's asks, fuck on and off with that unless you wanna see me in the streets and end up on a fucking t-shirt.

its cool ilyt :)

[vriska]

Hey Vree, how can you be both in your room and in an abandoned grain silo?

wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

gonna assume you’re going with the receiving emails shitpost here 

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

[zenathered]

Ma'am may I give your Hyur a small kiss please? She is very pretty and looks like she deserves a forehead kiss

Step up stool is recommended. 

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Gen 5 also took the biggest shit on Competitive Pokemon ever. Landorus was a fucking mistake. You're right that the music is a bunch of bangers though.

oh yeah all the genies were absolutely atrocious for the comp scene. also the weather in that gen and as much as i love ferrothorn that bitch was a MISTAKE

[chikkou]

You ever figure out how that anon found out about the karkat speech thing?

yeah i actually found out very shortly after i originally posted that ask, i think it was a few hours after LMAO

anyway someone else searched my blog and found out i apparently made a post about doing it like 8 years ago... but that still means that the original anon either went WAY back thru my blogs history to find that, or they just remembered it from years ago and brought it up out of nowhere. either way: absolutely TERRIFYING message to receive out of the blue