#jaesoon

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Junhyung: I slept for almost twelve hours but I might still be tired so let's go for twelve more just in case.

Doojoon: Junhyung, that's a coma.

Junhyung: Sounds festive.

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Junhyung: I'd like everybody's attention. Christmas is canceled.

Yoseob: You can't cancel a holiday.

Junhyung: Keep it up, Yoseob, and you'll lose New Year's.

Yoseob: What does that mean?

Junhyung: Doojoon, take New Year's away from Yoseob.

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Dongwoon: If you have ten cookies, and someone takes away half, what do they have?

Junhyung: A broken hand.

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Doojoon: Go ahead and introduce yourself.

Junhyung: My name is Jaesoon with a 'B' and I've been afraid of insects my entire-

Doojoon: Stop stop stop. Where?

Junhyung: Hm?

Doojoon: Where's the 'B'?

Junhyung: (voice shaking) THERE'S A BEE?!

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Junhyung: I'm trying to decide if I'm mentally stable enough to pull a third all-nighter in a row because of work.

Yoseob: You need sleep.

Junhyung: Coffee and energy drinks weren't invented just for the shits and giggles, Yoseob.

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Hyunseung: I'm making dinner tonight, you should come over

Junhyung: Okay sure yes

Hyunseung: I'm making spaghetti and meatballs

Junhyung: Swaghetti and memeballs

Hyunseung: You are uninvited

Junhyung: That's fair

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