#jake skywalker

[suchusoid]

The four horseman of character adaptations so bad the fandom collective turned them into meme ocs:

[decepticon17]

The reason sequel Luke Skywalker was Like That is because he was drinking raw milk. Dude got brain worms from unpasteurized space-beast milk. This also explains why he was ‘bout to burn the Jedi texts but then got pissed when Gremlin Mode™️ Yoda did it. Bruh didn’t get his shit together til he was a blue ghost.

A green alien RFK got to Luke through a podcast as well as not realizing that all the bantha milk he drank back home was treated.

No I will not be taking criticism for this take.

[myevilmouse]

Lukeuary!  Today’s 100 word drabble theme is:

Keepsake

The child stared, wide-eyed and solemn, as Luke held the pendant in his hand.  It had fallen to the ground during training, and his student had earnestly communicated its importance.

“Of course you can keep it,” Luke assured Grogu, manipulating the fine chain, knotting and shortening the length to prevent future loss. “It’s a keepsake—something to remind you of the Mandalorian and his friendship.”

At the question that followed, Luke shook his head.

“Attachment isn’t the same thing as love.  Which reminds me…” 

The Jedi reached into his tunic, pulling out the carefully-wrapped gift. 

“He brought this for you.”

[aquillis-main]

TLJ!Luke Skywalker 🤝 Locke the Echidna

Had a bad dream, and immediately jumped to the extreme option to ‘fix’ it.

[coleroz]

Sorry for the bother, I just wanted to know-

Do you agree with Luke's characterization in 'The Last Jedi'? (I'm just curious what you thought about him)

HEAVEN AND EARTH NO.

(To anyone who likes the ST, I don’t mean to alienate you, and your opinion is totally valid! I’m happy you can enjoy the films. I’m not here to hate on you just for liking something, so please show me the same respect and don’t hate on me for… not liking something. If you don’t agree, all you have to do is keep scrolling.)

No, no, no, no. I’ve watched a lot of videos and read a lot of posts/articles both in defense of, and critiquing TLJ, and my opinion hasn’t changed.

I could go into a looooong rant about all the reasons I feel TLJ Luke is just not Luke at all, but I feel Youtuber MauLer said it best: 

“Indiana Jones would never beg for mercy or cry during a fist fight.

Ellen Ripley would never leave people she loves to die in order to save herself.

Harry Potter would never sell his friends and his children for money.

Jack Sparrow would never sober up and find the best political route to help the people in his area.

And Luke Skywalker

wouldn’t attempt to kill his own apprentice, his nephew, his sister and best friend’s son, while he slept.” 

He just wouldn’t.

[lordofhunger47]

[starr234]

I see Disney is Back On Their Bullshit Again

[sillybearangelcolor]

Let's be honest, the only reason they made Luke Skywalker weak because in the last jedi because if he was totally in character, he'd March into Snorke's throne room, proceed to finish him brutally and drag Kyle Ron's ass.