Online No One Knows You're A Robot...

[rrrick]

[purplesaline]

Melon collies

[sahonithereadwolf]

I can no longer feel the infinite sadness

[illazilla]

Inshallah the hips don’t lie

[toskarin]

me: it's fine, I'll be quiet. we can just watch it

me, three minutes into the first episode:

[christianstepmoms]

"Luigi didn't do it" "You gotta call him the Adjuster"

Shut the FUCK up.

He DID do it, you KNOW he did it, and it was cool as fuck and he KNOWS it.

Everybody who was trying to pretend he didn't do it should never post again.

"Unlike my previous interactions with insurers I received an immediate response within the hour" dude was STUNTING in that courtroom and I'm not going to let some lame pseudo anarchist twerps on tumblr take away and dilute what he's actually doing here.

[depsidase]

[robin-buckely]

@dailyprojecthailmary – Eva Stratt Week

day five: fate / regret / sacrifice insp

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[foodbucketjesusvhs]

.: . 📼💦👀

[gumi-megpoidd]

did you have to use that photo for that

[gumi-megpoidd]

i mean good on them...? still paired with that image thats uh. interesting

[gumi-megpoidd]

[laura-the-swarming]

I respect the fuck out of this. The whole site is trying its hardest to go against every selling point the dog robots have as its selling points.

The dog robots are supposed to be autonomous, threehalves is explicitly only for being piloted by a human. The giant horns make it difficult for this machine to enter through doorways, and that is the point. Coupled with the built-in weak points, it is very easy to disable this thing, so it can't be used by the police or the military effectively.

OP alluded to how unsettling the machine looks, and I believe that it was a concious decision; the robot dogs have garnered sympathy due to their apperance, which makes it easier for the police to morally justify their use. This thing? You're not gonna get many people to sympathise with it. The only people who would are monster and-or robot fuckers, and I believe these circles generally understand that a machine cannot be trusted (though of course many would willingly approach it for pervert reasons (positive) knowing full well it's a bad idea).

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

The President of the United States of America, everybody

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

Nothing bad can happen.

It can only good happen.

[simplysnaps]

Sapphic Dynamic where the popular queen bee type is hopelessly in love with the weirdo girl that runs Anime Club. She's so down on herself, writing in her diary "Erin is so cool. She can beat Super Mario Brothers in under five minutes, she learned Japanese to read imported manga, and she runs an Anime Club even though nobody shows up. She's committed to that club longer than I've committed to a hair style. I just know about clothes and makeup, she'd be so bored by me. Oh what would I do for her attention?"

Her cheerleader friends are supportive, like "Are you kidding, girl? You played Sonic on your iPhone once! She's not out of your league!" but she still doubts if she'd be enough to keep up with Erin's zest for life.

"I went to Paris over Summer break, like some normie loser. Erin spent the entire Summer decompiling an abandonware point-and-click Nancy Drew game so she could port it to her Android phone. It's hopeless, she'd get bored of me in a week!"

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

[riannafinch]

somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this

[chaeri-png]

neon palm mall

[pop-sesivo]

Si todos las portadas de todos los álbumes de la banda Duran Duran hubiesen sido ilustrados por Patrick Nagel y diseñados por Malcolm Garrett (vía FB).

If all the album covers of all the Duran Duran had been illustrated by Patrick Nagel and designed by Malcolm Garrett.

[nukaposting]

fallout of touch thursday

[iamheavymeta-lll]