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I hope that you did not get my other ask because I politely requested dirkjane and homophobic autocorrect autocorrected it to dirkjake...

anyway

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saw this stock photo and i had to

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man i love the epilogues /sarcasm

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Shitpost og under cut

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I love you Jane Crocker, and I love you too Jake English, and I love you, Tavros Crocker.

(Major headcanon/Canon divergence)

Considering that Tavvy was born 3 months premature, and look, I'm no Neonatologist or whatever, but I'm pretty sure that's fatal, that would mean Tavvy only gestated for 2/3's of what he should've. I'm under the impression that Jane, out of sheer maternal love, went straight from birthing Tavvy, to using her superior Maid of Life powers to keep him living, also I think that Jake named him Tavros, not Gamzee, Gamzee doesn't get a say in this, Jane declared that Jake names their boys and she names their girls.

Also if Sprites go where guidance is needed, then where on Earth C was everyone when babies were being made?!?!

Ok, this was just the set up to a funny thought I had at dinner, but I also stand by all that I've said. Blue baby Tavvy makes me feel so maternal for him </3.