The way I would end Severance is I would have Helly, Cobel, and Gemma beat James Eagan to death with baseball bats while Dylan and Devon cheer them on like “get him in the nuts! Bite his ear off!” Mark would be splayed out on the ground twitching and silently crying cause his brain is so scrambled he can’t tell if this is really happening or if it’s a dream. Reghabi would be setting up a bomb she made in Mark’s basement to destroy the lab where Kier Eagen’s body is frozen. Ricken is writing everything down cause he’s going to become famous writing the In Cold Blood style tell-all. Meanwhile, Irving will have helped get Burt sent to jail in a very sexy sting operation but while the Eagen smack-down is happening, he would get a phone call. It’s Burt! He’s escaped! “Hello Irving, have the lambs stopped screaming?” “Burt?!” “Don’t bother with a trace I won’t be on long enough.” “Burt? Where are you Burt?” “I have no plans to call on you, Irving. The world's more interesting with you in it. So you take care now to extend me the same courtesy.” “You know I can't make that promise.” “I do wish we could chat longer but…I’m having an old friend for dinner.” “Burt…? Burt…? Burt…? BURT…?!”
