#jamie olivetree

[onewordaway]

Sso promptober 2023 - dress

Prompt creator @feliciawolfpaw

[incorrectsso]

I'm making a cake that can kill god - Jamie Olivetree

[lukas-crowsong]

"haha funni" "not so funny anymore" "i'm King of The Chickens" "ow. headache" "i need to log off this actually hurts"

[star-unstable]

wtf jamie olivetree you are supposed to put LIQUID ingredients in the bowl FIRST then GRADUALLY add in flour, baking soda, etc..this is not a free-for-all you can’t just pour all this shit in whatever order you damn well please DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME??

[incorrectsso]

Jamie: So I can either bake these cookies for 10 minutes at 400 degrees, or bake them for 1 minute at 4,000 degrees...

MC: Jamie no! That’s not how baking works!

Jamie: FLOOR IT!

MC: JAMIE NO-

Jamie: 4,000,000 FOR 1 SECOND

[incorrectsso]

Jamie Olivetree, Reading A Recipe: "Beat three eggs."

Jamie: ...

Jamie: At what?

[caylenqueen]

Ricky Winterwell: *cooking*

Jamie Olivetree: *kicks down door*

Jamie: *grabs knife from Ricky's hand*

Ricky: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR?

Jamie:

Jamie: What.

MC: She is trying to tell you she wants to cook.

[yvowinterhill-blog]

I hope that some younger players won’t try Jamie’s cooking methods and burn down their kitchen because of last week’s quests.