Imagining kcd1 Hans completely smitten by Henry since his rescue at the cuman camp is the funniest shit. Sometimes I just play the game and imagine it and giggle like a loser. Hans planning his flirting like "ok with all I’ll ask of Henry, not before long I’ll have him recite sweet verses to me, beg my name and bring me gifts".
Then during the Karolina thing, Henry whispers poems to him (Henry-learned-to-read-2-weeks-ago had NO USEFUL REASON to do that except to fill Hans’ kink). Then mutters his name (no title, in the most intimate way) harshly between gritted teeth when Hans is in trouble. Then he brings Hans wine and flowers and jewels because his lord asked him to, the latter wondering how MUCH he can push this until Henry is like "hold on wait. Should I refuse this actually… ? It’s kind of sus". But no, Henry will never refuse him anything. And if they didn’t leave to deliver that letter, Hans would have just given Henry more and more obvious romantic tasks until the last one would be "meet me at midnight in the middle of the woods behind Rattay, washed, and naked. And bring wine"