The Truth About Janada : Chapter 5 Secret Affairs
Canada's POV When Krisbiscuit left me at the altar, I thought it was over for me, but whats happened over the past few weeks has convinced me that there is still hope. for me, I met a great person called Georgia; she's talented, funny and amazing in the bedroom, she did a complete redecoration of it! We met at the biscuit convention in Hamburg, the city she's from, it was love at first sight, we went to her hotel and baked some cookies, are connection was instant, if you pardon the pun. We lived together in Hamburg for a while and eventually I convinced her to move to me, after that things just kept getting better for us, Georgia gets on great with Molly and James Brown we're meeting at T.G.I Fridays tonight to have Dinner, James always has such great stories about him and Molly getting freaky. Like James says, it's not fun if it's not incest.
I'm so glad I abandoned Canada at the altar like she was a used up tube of toothpaste! I was sitting at home a few weeks ago drinking jack out of the bottle, I was depressed because of the death of Cinnamon Lime but then I got a phone call from her, it turns out it was just a figment of my imagination, we've been living together for the past two weeks, we've gone rock climbing, sailing, mountaineering, kayaking, water skiing and best of all vegetable shopping, especially carrots. I think things are just going to get better.
Canada and Georgia walked into T.G.I Fridays, anticipating the antics that were to come "There they are." said Canada Georgia saw them Molly Brown had beautiful silky blond hair and James had none, they both war nothing, that was just their style. "How are y'all doing"yelled James "Great thanks." Replied Canada, before Canada had time to tell her hilarious anecdote, two boulders fell from the sky and crushed James and Molly.
"Well that's a shame."Georgia said, rather insincerely.