: ^)

[unclefather]

Doubtful also why do I have to read this with my own eyes and brain

[cheaphalloweencostume]

reading this was like reading an activation phrase that triggered my dormant sleeper cell assassin past and I just went absolutely apeshit in my living room

[babyanimalgifs]

[planetarybrobecks-deactivated20]

me, coming out of a depressive episode: lol that was so extra

[doublehoseven-deactivated201812]

[madlori]

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

[chars-counterattack-deactivated]

[movieprincess1998]

Of Mice and Men (1992) dir Gary Sinise

[balzabul]

I managed to make a fully interactive custom npc husband in Skyrim, but somewhere along the way I messed up so if I give him any items the sound of eating bread plays at full blast, nonstop 

[balzabul]

reblog if you want a relationship like this

[swarnpert]

fascist: im going to kill all minorities

some liberal: actually killing people is illegal, you can read this article on huffington post about it :)

[dinuguan]

[madeofmold-deactivated20170726]

i can barely stomach heterosexual relationships in movies

let alone heterosexual relationships in movies starring nicolas cage

[madeofmold-deactivated20170726]

[triparto-deactivated20160408]

GJAHDGJADDJAD

[sherlock-hannibal]

Which do you prefer?

[zinf-deactivated20190430]

basically if I’m laying down I better be under a blanket because if I am not she will make her own fucking blanket

[countrprts-deactivated20170410]

oh my god

[6nose6bleed6]

[sesh]

[rune-midgarts]

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

Me

[bpd-candy]

[nidogen-blog]

I think Jontron is a baby boomer trapped in a young man’s body

[ulibeanzz]