#jandan

[codename-adler]

janie smalls x dan wilds hello

[mondya]

How dare you forget JanDan for that meme smh broski

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shops for groceries: MAN O MAN THEY GOT PEOPLE FOR THAT MAN idk if janice is picky but daniels all abt the whole foods and junk organic shit v picky like that and janice probably doesnt have the patience for that so yeah neither of them shop

kills the spiders: HA H if janice freaked out dan would try to step up and slay the beast but i have a feeling janice would find more enjoyment in watching daniel struggle around the thing

comes home drunk at 3am: im so sorry janice im so sORRY BUT I GOTTA SAY DANIEL he would b like i cant handle u and go drink rlly expensive alcohols and then come home like take me back bby im sorry and janice would step on his face

makes breakfast: nOT DANIEL I WOULD SAY THEY HAVE PEOPLE FOR THAT HAHAHAH RICH KIDS but yea maybe he would put in special requests if it was a special occasion like put gold flakes on her eggs 2day yesterday she broke a nail and i need her to be in a good mood.

remembers to feed the fish: they have the most exotic fish in a giant tank and they hire ppl to maintain it and when they throw dinner parties they tell the story of how daniel almost fell in and got eaten while trying 2 feed it.

decorates the apartment: I FEEL LIKE THEY WOULD BOTH DO IT BUT NEVER AGREE ON ANYTHING BUT EVERYTHING WOULD B BEAUTIFUL ANYWAY and they would b like ok u get that side of the house i take this side but it wouldnt b very mismatched everything would go

initiates duets: DANIEL WOULD MAKE A FOOL OUT OF HIMSELF TO MAKE HER LAUGH COME ON he would serenade her w nice songs that are also somewhat insulting bcs hes a bitch like that

falls asleep first: not sure abt janice but i wanna say daniel hes a baby and he sleeps when he sleeps hes out and janice would  b like what a baby but snuggle up beside him when hes unconscious and not an annoying man baby wow thats gay