#jangu

[enigma-the-mysterious]

Jangu: How many kids do you have?

Babai: Biologically, emotionally or legally?

[bangtan-boys-daily]

bts' dogs 🐶

[enigma-the-mysterious]

Jangu: These are all the places we think they are hiding Malli

Bheem: This is a map of India

Lacchu: Yeah, we have no fucking clue where she is

[enigma-the-mysterious]

Jangu: What's your favorite color?

Ram: Bheem

Ram: Wait, what was the question?

[enigma-the-mysterious]

Jangu: If you don’t get enough sleep, then how do you even function?

Ram: I run on three fuels; spite, vengeance and coffee

Bheem: [hugging Ram from behind and kissing his neck]

Ram, blushing: Ok, maybe there's a fourth fuel

[enigma-the-mysterious]

Jangu, trying to cheer Bheem up while they are on the run in Hathras: Things could be worse, you know

Bheem: How?

Jangu: How what?

Bheem: How could they be worse?

Jangu:

Bheem:

Jangu: They couldn't. I lied

[enigma-the-mysterious]

Ram: I have found a fool proof method to determine if someone is truly evil

Lacchu, extremely skeptical: And that is?

Ram: If they dislike Bheema, they are evil

Sita, Babai, Jangu, Malli, even Lacchu with great reluctance: Yeah, okay, that’s pretty solid logic

[enigma-the-mysterious]

Jangu: You trust Ram?

Bheem: I absolutely trust him

Jangu: He’s not some kind of wacko, then?

Bheem:

Bheem: I absolutely trust him