(Rated: M) As I stand next to the sun
So he knows there are some things you just…like you just don't say them out loud, okay? It's not really lying, but it's more like thinking about what comes out of your mouth. He doesn't usually have that ability, but sometimes he does and when he does, it's just…it's a gift.
But even if he can keep his mouth shut, it doesn't mean he's not thinking and after Schue's comment about 'not repeating the mistakes we made last year', he's thinking all right. It's not so bad, really, at least not right now. He'll let Rachel know if it gets too bad, but he can feel her eyes on his face after he decides to kind of start wandering through the thoughts he's keeping to himself. She's completely trying to suss him out and he's just thinking.
The first mistake he thought of, honestly, was way back when Schue told the Glee guys they were objectifying the girls. They sang a Madonna song about how it feels to be a girl and he told them to try to understand, maybe a little, so they could be nicer and more respectful. (Also something his mom has practically beaten into him since that Darren douchebag. It's something he's learned just watching Burt, too, and he gets how important it is. He means, like if his mom isn't respected by a dude, he's old enough and big enough now to kick the shit out of the guy and he'd totally do it. So it's important to him now, as the guy in an equation, to avoid treating girls badly and getting kicked by someone else who cares about them.)
Besides, even when he treated Rachel all nicely, he still lost her. So—yeah, that was kind of a mistake. He had to watch her with Jesse after that and it sucked balls. Then again, he kept being nicer to her and eventually he got her and…well, he was pretty sure Mr. Schue was onto something and he tried to look out for her.
Well, in some ways. He's way better at it this time, too. He's been trying to kind of get better at it where girls in general are concerned. The worst place for that was with Coach Beiste. It was so hard to walk to the line between respecting his coach and respecting the coach's boobs. Okay, not literally respecting her boobs because—nothing against her, but he's not attracted to her like that. He doesn't think of her that way, even though he maybe suggested Sam think of her kind of that way. And yeah, he's kind of shitty at respecting people sometimes but he learned from that, too.
That was a mistake last year he could learn from: do not think of your coach to calm things down when you get too excited by your hot girlfriend.
All right, well maybe progress is easier said than done because he still has to think of something so he doesn't completely blow it constantly. And for all the thinking he's done about respecting the girls, especially the girls who are teeny and have brown eyes and like to crawl in his lap and kiss him, he wonders if she's thought about it, too. Like does she think about respecting him in the same way? 'Cause he's under a lot of pressure to…y'know… perform. Like, all the time. There are so many ways to take that word for him, between sports, and Glee, and…well… even with that teeny, brown-eyed, super hot girlfriend.
He can't imagine Rachel would laugh at him; he's pretty sure she wouldn't. But that doesn't mean he can tell her he still has to think about the time he almost turned someone into road kill, either. Or the real reason he keeps thinking about it. And it's getting better but…well, sometimes he still has to do it because it's like she knows about that spot behind his ear and works it on purpose. She makes it hard for him to hold his shit together sometimes.
Really, though, why does he have to hold his shit together? When they're doing that kind of stuff, his big goal is to make her lose hers, so…why is it okay for her to lose hers but he has to find ways and tricks to keep his together for longer?
He looks over at her when they're in Glee, just sneaking a glance. She's looking forward, listening to Schue, and he probably should be listening too since Regionals are next week. She's biting her lip and he can see her doing that thing where she's taking notes, like, in her head instead of on paper. There are a lot of places where she's doing both, but in Glee she usually just kind of files it away in her head. She remembers some of the craziest shit because she pays attention.
And honestly, he benefits. He's not gonna complain about it.
Okay, but really. How is it fair that he has to come up with new ways to seem like such a bad-ass stud and all she has to do is, basically…look like that. Sure, he knows she showers at least twice a day between her elliptical workouts (incidentally, they started jogging last week because it's just getting warm enough outside and she kicks his ass at that, too) and her dance classes. The only time he sees her, like without makeup or lip gloss that tastes like candy or … whatever… is when they work out or when he picks her up from dance or something. So he knows she tries to look her best all the time; she's told him she likes to be fastidiously groomed and she's said it a lot. So yeah, she tries and he knows that.
But it still seems like he has to work harder at the sex stuff because she just kind of oozes sex, at least he thinks, and he's just kind of a dork—a dork who gets too excited, too fast more often than not.
As far as sex with Rachel goes, there are a lot of mistakes he's made that he'd like to not repeat. And technically, they were within the last year, so maybe that's what Schue is talking about, too. Wait—okay, no. There's no way Schue is talking about his leads' sex life. Still, it applies. Maybe he should tell her about the mailman, y'know, to avoid repeating.
Then she can help him figure out the stupid double standard that says he has to keep his cool so he can be hot.
(Seems kinda backwards. Then again, so do a lot of things.)
As I stand next to the sun is a humorous, slightly M-rated one-shot by JannP, written from Finn's perspective about an issue that's causing him some trouble: Sex, and the odd double standard that he has to keep it together while his only aim is to make her lose it. A conversation about this with Burt might shed some light on it... and what about Rachel herself?