I really have a type 👀
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I really have a type 👀
(Handsome men with long white/blonde hair🧝🏻♂️😏)
Part 1
Crazy ass husbands gang where reader is already married to someone else but the current husband is really shitty (the ways and degree of which you can decide) so the crazy husbands kill him? That'd be very fun and sexy I think<3
CRAZY ASS HUSBANDS GANG + KILLING YOUR CURRENT HUSBAND
WARNINGS: some of the husbands featured in this drabble are abusive (they get murdered crazy style over this). extreme yandere behavior - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
JOEL MILLER:
"That man is going to get you killed"—the first thought Joel ever had about your husband.
His opinion hasn’t improved any in the months you’ve spent traveling together. If anything, it’s worsened. The man is an idiot. Careless. Bumbling. Whenever danger rears its head near your ragtag group of survivors, Joel has to resist his first instinct, which is to turn on his heel and put a bullet in your husband’s skull because the man has the uncanny ability to turn a bad situation into a disastrous one.
In a kinder world, the one you’d no doubt thought you were going to grow old in together, he would have been an adequate husband. Nothing special. But nothing egregious. A man passive enough to leave you in charge of most things, and so most trouble would have been avoided—in that kind, normal world—by the solid weight of the sensible head on your shoulders.
Dark! Jareth x Sarah's Mother! Reader
The rain hits the windows of your modest home like a thousand tiny fists, mirroring the storm raging inside you.
It was a night you'd never forget, thirteen years ago, when Sarah was just three months, her tiny form curled up in her crib upstairs, oblivious to the shattering of her world. Your husband, even now, the word tastes bitter, had stormed out after another screaming match.
The usual accusations flew 'You're too dreamy, too lost in your books and fantasies. Grow up! This isn't some fairy tale!'
You'd collapsed onto the living room floor, tears streaming, clutching a worn copy of The Labyrinth, that old storybook Sarah adored.
The words blurred on the page, but in your desperation, they whispered promises of escape. "I wish... I wish the Goblin King would come and take me away," you sobbed, the words tumbling out like a spell you didn't believe in. "Right now!"
The clock struck midnight. A chill wind snaked through the cracks in the walls, carrying the faint jingle of bells.
You looked up, heart pounding, and there he was, framed in the doorway like a shadow given form.
Jareth, the Goblin King, his eyes lightening up with mischievous delight under a cascade of wild blond hair, his leather-gloved hand extended, a crystal orb glowing in his palm.
"Did you call for me, my lady?" His voice was gentle and charming, laced with that intoxicating mix of mockery and hunger.
Before you could back away, and before sanity could claw its way back, he seized your wrist.
When the spinning stopped, you were in his kingdom, a labyrinth of twisted hedges, crumbling castles, and skies that bled eternal twilight.
Jareth's grip on you was ironclad, his body pressing close as he pulled you through corridors of stone that shifted like living things.
"You've wished yourself to me," he whispered against your ear, his breath hot and spiced with something otherworldly.
"And now, you're mine. No take-backs, darling. The old laws bind you."
"I have a husband and a daughter!"
"Your husband is more of a disadvantage and your daughter will grow up to forget you."
You fought at first, screaming, clawing at his arms, demanding he send you back. But Jareth was patient in his obsession and possession of you.
He showered you with gifts, gowns of silk that perfectly hugged your body, and even books and trinkets he got for you from the human world.
Also, he held balls and feasts in your honour to make your imprisonment feel less suffocating.
Sixteen years passed like a blur, in it you became the queen of the Labyrinth and slowly but painfully ended up warming up to Jareth and accepting your fate as his wife.
But it was strange and confusing when Jareth one day returned back from one of his errands, holding a baby in his arms, telling you that his sister wished him away.
Feeling pity, you took care of Toby, treating him kindly just like you used to do with your daughter.
When the gates of the Labyrinth opened once more, you never expected to see the girl stepping through, eyes bright, defiant, a familiar determination burning in her expression.
Sarah.
You froze, the world tipping beneath your feet as memories flooded back, her giggles, her tiny hands gripping yours, the scent of rain the night you lost everything.
"...Mom?" she breathed, voice trembling between disbelief and hope.
Indeed, it's you, the beautiful woman from the only picture she owns of you.
You barely managed to nod before she ran into your arms. The years melted away in an instant, she clung to you like a child again, and you buried your face in her hair, tears slipping free.
"I thought you were gone," she explained, shaking.
"Dad said...He said you left us."
You pulled back, cupping her face gently.
"I didn't leave, sweetheart. I wished myself away and the wish was heard.”
Behind you, a soft laugh broke the moment, that teasing tone you had come to know too well.
Jareth stepped forward from the shadows, crystal in hand, his eyes shining with quiet triumph.
"And now, my dear Sarah, you see it wasn't all for nothing."
Sarah turned sharply, her body tensing.
"You! You put me through that, the Labyrinth, the riddles, all of it!"
He only smiled, tilting his head.
"You took the first step and wished your baby brother away, and your mother is happily married to me."
"You expect me to believe that?" she spat.
Jareth's gaze softened slightly, not mockery, but something deeper, weary, almost human.
"Believe what you wish, little girl. But I offer you a choice: stay here, with her, where no time can touch you, or return to your world, where she will fade again into memory."
Sarah turned to you, conflict written across her face. "I can’t lose you again," she said with worry.
You smiled sadly, brushing a strand of hair from her cheek.
"And you won't. Not this time."
Your idea had formed long ago, a wish of your own.
You looked to Jareth, whose expression darkened with a hint of wary curiosity.
"I want us to go with her," you said firmly.
"You said wishes bind by old laws. Then grant me this one. Let us live together, in the mortal world.”
He blinked, clearly startled, then a slow grin spread across his face. "You would cage the Goblin King in the mortal realm?"
You stepped closer, fingers finding his gloved hand. "Maybe it’s time you see what a home feels like."
For a long, silent moment, he searched your eyes, seeing you stare pleadingly at him.
Then, with a low, resigned chuckle,
"As you wish."
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Six Months Later
The new house was comfortable, with a garden that was slowly becoming less wild under your care. You were tending to the roses, while watching Sarah and her stepfather circled each other with plastic swords.
"En garde!" Sarah laughed, lunging forward.
Jareth parried with theatrical flair, his wild hair now more tamed, his leather replaced with jeans and a simple shirt. He looked almost human, though his eyes still held that otherworldly gleam.
"Your form is improving," he conceded, "though you still telegraph your strikes."
"Maybe you're just getting old," Sarah teased.
Your ex-husband was shocked when you returned home with Sarah and Toby, you told him everything and both of you agreed that Sarah stays with you.
"I yield!" Jareth declared suddenly, dropping his sword. "Your mother's roses need tending, and I find myself drawn to more pleasant company."
Sarah rolled her eyes good-naturedly. "I will be inside. Don't be too disgustingly romantic, you two."
You laughed as she bounded toward the house, and then Jareth was walking toward you, his movements still holding that inhuman grace despite his mortal appearance.
He knelt beside you in the grass, uncaring of the dirt, and gently took the shears from your hands.
"Do you ever regret it?" you asked softly.
"Everything you gave up?"
His fingers found yours, intertwining with a tenderness that still surprised you. "I gave up nothing," he murmured, bringing your hand to his lips.
"I ruled a Kingdom , but I was alone. Here, with you, with Sarah, this is what I have been searching for across centuries."
"Even with the mortgage and the broken dishwasher?"
He laughed, the sound rich and warm.
"Even with those." His other hand came up to cup your face, thumb brushing your cheek.
"You wished for escape that night, and I took you. But you gave me something far more precious, you taught me what it means to choose love over power."
The Labyrinth still existed, waiting in the spaces between worlds, but Jareth had chosen something more precious: a family, a home, a life built on honest ground.
He leaned in, kissing you soft, and you thought of that desperate wish you had made years ago.
The Goblin King had come and taken you away.
But in the end, you had both found your way home.
After pulling away from him, you smile.
"please remember this afternoon we have to attend our neighbour's funeral, the poor man fell off the stairs while changing a light bulb."
"How unfortunate."
Indeed, how unfortunate that Jareth is the one who pushed him off.
Old habits die hard.
he will wait (until you give yourself to him)
pairing: jareth the goblin king x reader
part 2 of nowhere man
notes: when i wrote part 1 of this i had no idea i was going to do a sequel (hence why it’s been nearly a year) but i’m actually really happy with this fic :)
word count: 2.6k
You're not sure how it happened. One minute you'd been walking about the castle, reading one of the few books you'd found in the castle library that was in a language you understood, and the next you'd been falling through the floor down a narrow passage. You suspected a bitter goblin was behind it but couldn't be sure, it had all happened so suddenly. Maybe Jareth had been behind you but you doubted it. Something in the air seems to shift in his presence and you don't remember feeling anything out of the ordinary except surprise. The fall is something of a painful blur and you're somewhat dazed when you finally hit the ground.
Falling all the way into the labyrinth brings back an onslaught of memories, none of them good.
You've never actually run the labyrinth. Given that you had been offered up to the Goblin King, it had never been required of you. In a particularly heated argument when you'd first arrived the King had threatened to put you in here but had fallen short of actually doing so in what he had described as 'an act of mercy'. You'd walked through it together a few times though, Jareth liked to walk you round to display the magnificence of it on days when he was in a particularly good mood, usually because a runner had once again failed to escape it. Being here unaccompanied was much more unnerving.
It only takes a few unknown sounds coming from somewhere in the distance for you to decide to start walking.
Coming Home To You..
Summary: Jareth had a long day dealing with goblins and ruling over the Underworld.. When he's finally able to retire for the night he finds relief in you over and over again
Work count: 905
Warnings: Smut with zero plot, overstimulation, praise, P in V sex, soft dom Jareth, very slight choking, aftercare, Jareth is actually really sweet about it ngl..
A/N: I've never written smut before so please keep that in mind!! Constructive criticism is appreciated!!
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You knew Jareth had a rough day when he walked into your shared room. His face was scrunched up in that sour way that told you he was in a foul mood. And the moment his sharp eyes landed on you, sitting in the massive bed in a pretty blue slip, freshly out the bath, hair still damp.. You knew you were in for it.
"So beautiful.." Jareth pants out, watching his cock move in and out of your slick, aching pussy. So pretty, how you gripped onto him with each pass, as if trying to pull him right back in with each glide out. You were so fucked out. Hair a mess from him tugging on it, face flushed as the most pathetic little noises slipped passed your lips. You don't know how long you two have been going at it.. Probably hours now.. All you know was that he just wouldn't stop.
But how could he?? With the way your hips rolled to meet his thrusts, and the sight of you all sprawled out and wanting beneath him. Your body was trembling as he picked up pace again, a ragged moan escaping you.
"Mm.. You can come one more time for me? Yeah?" Jareth purred, moving one of your legs to rest on his shoulder as he sat back on his hatches. Your breath hitched, looking up at him with glossed over eyes. He was so beautiful.. Hauntingly so. His long, choppy hair sliding down his shoulders and chest, sticking to his sweat slick skin that glistened in the candle light. If it wasn't for the burning ache in your gut, you would have probably came again from the sight of him alone.
"No.. no, its t'much" You protested, the words slurred and whimpering when he didn't stop. You attempted to press your palm to his taunt abdomen, to push him away- But he simply tsked.
He gently grabbed your hand, pinning it next to your head as he blanketed himself over your trembling form, "Come on.. You can do it, m'love.. You wanted this.. Practically begged for it, darling." He teased, pressing a kiss to your flushed cheek and then another to just under your ear. His free hand slid up from your hip, coming to grip your throat, giving it a slight squeeze, "Come or I'll have to force it our of you.." The purr made a shiver go down your spine and heat straight down to your cunt, that he was still abusing with his unwavering tempo.
"i-i can't.." Your voice wavered, tears pricking your eyes as overstimulation started to set in. He shushed you, kissing you tears before licking them from your cheeks
"Shh.. It's alright my dear, you're doing so so good... Just one more time. I know you can do it.." He encouraged, his hand going from your throat down your sternum, past your taunt stomach, to the apex of your thighs. He rubbed your swollen clit, making your hips jolt and a cry escape you.
"jareth- J-Jareth-" You chanted his name, biting at your bottom lip as you felt that all too familiar feeling building it up inside you. The pleasure was white hot, having you withering and sobbing beneath his skilled movements. He continued to coo at you, telling you how good you were being for him as he continued his assault on your pussy.
It only took a few more well timed chants of his hips and rubs to your clit, and you were crying out his name for the umpteenth time, back arching off the silk sheets and eyes rolling back into your skull. Jareth grunted, feeling your walls clench around his achingly hard cock, no longer able to hold back any longer. With a moan, he slammed his hips to your one last time, hips shuddering and grinding as he filled you up.
After a moment, the two of your slumped against each other, Jareth's face buried in the crook of your neck as the two of you tried to regain your breath. He pressed open mouthed kisses to your throat, tasting the salt of your skin.
As the minutes ticked by, he lifted his head, looking down at you with concerned eyes "..Are you alright?" He asked, voice rough.
You simply nodded, and he did the same, leaning in to press a tender kiss to your lips.
Slowly, almost reverently, he moved from you, slipping on of your well used pussy with a grunt. He left the bed, taking his warmth with him. You shuddered, wrapping you arms around yourself to fight the chill.
When he came back, he has a wash cloth in his hand. He gently settled beside you before wiping away the sticky mess between your trembling thighs. He wiped once, folding the rag, and then wiped away the mess of your inner thighs. Once he was finished, he tossed the now dirty cloth aside, moving to lay on the plush bed.
Jareth grabbed your waist, tugging you to lay against his lean frame, tucking you head beneath his chin. You snuggled against him, the both of you sighing contently. No words were spoken between you. Not any sweet nothings, or questions of concern. There was no need for them.
Slowly, the two of your fell asleep in each other's embrace, drifting into a dreamless slumber.
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Howdy! I'm a maaaassive Jareth simp and I've had this idea about him for a while. Basically, I kinda like the idea of Jareth taking a fem!reader as something of a trophy wife. He doesn't know exactly how human know works, but he knows a king should have a beautiful queen, and thinks the reader is the most beautiful woman in any world.
He kinda sees her as more of a treasure or accessory, but he's still sure to shower her in plenty of gifts and poems, because he wants her to adore him as much as he adores her. He's also BIG on PDA. From where he's standing, you can't have a woman like that and then not show her off and put your love on display.
I hope this isn't an overwhelming first request. Don't feel any pressure to write it if it doesn't align with your headcanons!
HI OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH ! I've read your second message about the genre dont worry. Since its one of my first reader insert I hope you'll like it !! Thank you so much again !
I'm sorry for the long await , but with school and everything duuuh...I didnt know too well how to place the "trophy wife" But I tried ! Please tell me if i missed something !
Warnings: jareth is obviously a flirt (no smut dw)
Words : 681
Magical Ball | Kinktober Day 8
jareth x wife!reader
warnings: jarreth is sooo in love with you, aphrodisiac, public dry humping/grinding, clothed sex, clit rubbing, missionary
a/n- a little longer one today. not really proofread like always 🙏🏻
yes. do it. write the smutshot.
Thanks for answering, my sweet little perky titty kitty! of course I will fulfill your wettest dream <33 😍🥺
nightmare rotation actually
they’d fight (fuck) over the blunt
im the blunt