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𑣲 my name is BEE, she/her, black, queer, 20s 𖹭.ᐟ i write soft yandere x reader stories for horror characters, the boys, jjk, and a few miscellaneous fandoms. in the words of a hilarious anon: your blog is like 5 yrs old, which is basically the tumblr reader-insert blog equivalent of methuselah or whatever. this blog has actually been rockin' and rollin' for 7 years because i'm not getting out of this damn chair.
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﹙‧₊˚♡ summary: you learn that armand used to ride motorcycles. this tidbit begins haunting you day and night.
posted to patreon: 7/14/2026
tumblr posting day: 08/03/2026
"You know how to drive a motorcycle?" You don't know why you're surprised. Armand has picked up countless skills throughout his incredibly long life. One has to keep busy, he's told you.
If you'd lived long enough to watch humanity go from horse-drawn carriage to machines of steel, moving through the power of engines unseen, you would have been the first person in line to purchase the shiny new toy. And Armand is an endlessly curious individual. Ignoring the draw of such a novel thing would have been impossible for him.
"But, of course. During my time in Paris, the motorcycle was my preferred way of navigating the narrow city streets. Besides — " Armand goes from leaning against the furthest wall in the room to sitting next to you in the blink of an eye. The urge to clap, as if he'd done a magic trick, is barely suppressed. He'd only just begun using more of his abilities around you; you'd hate to draw attention to the new behavior and cause him to stop. " — it was a fresh excitement. Convincing people to take a ride, even from a stranger, was woefully easy. They weighed risk versus potential thrill and chose to seize the moment… they miscalculated, but I admired the moxie."
﹙‧₊˚♡ pairing: armand x reader ﹙‧₊˚♡ summary: you learn that armand used to ride motorcycles. this tidbit begins haunting you day and night.
divider credits: @strangergraphics and @uzmacchiato / psd credit: @kaisources
﹙‧₊˚♡ pairings: billy loomis x reader, nathan prescott x reader, sebastian valmont x reader, jd/jason dean x reader, kevin khatchadourian x reader, jordan li x reader, david mccall x reader, stu macher x reader, sparrow!ben hargreeves x reader
﹙‧₊˚♡ content: gender!neutral reader, race!neutral reader, toxic behavior — YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
﹙‧₊˚♡ summary: how do they act when they take you on a date that isn't a sit-down dinner but something a little more exciting… or competitive?
❥ sore loser ❥
Nathan Prescott —
⌞ Why did you agree to this date with him? You knew how it would turn out. Nathan pulled up to the arcade and gave you a crooked grin in response to your visible hesitation, "What? You scared to lose?" More like you were terrified of winning — even as his words blew off the dust on your own competitive streak. You should have let it rot on the shelf just to maintain your own peace of mind. The first few losses he takes (poorly) on the chin. Through gritted teeth that he thinks he's hiding better than he is, he says, "I'm gonna getcha next time." He does not get you next time. Or the time after that. Finally, he snaps and accuses you of taking the arcade part of the 'arcade date' too seriously. Two paths lie before you: mollify him or tell him to get his game up. Godspeed on either road you choose to travel by, soldier. ⌝
Sparrow!Ben Hargreeves —
⌞ Ben didn't get to do much (or any) of this stuff growing up. He starts off huffing and puffing, saying it's a waste of time to play games meant for children — but the spirit of competition gets him. He has to be the top dog among his peers. Even if the peers are you and the arena you will do glorious battle in smells of stale nachos, and the carpets haven't been cleaned since the 80s. Do you know your man or what? However, you should have realized this would get out of hand. The possibility of a completely positive outcome was slim to none. Ben is as much a sore loser as he is a sore winner. When he wins, it's because his diverse training gives him a wide range of skills you couldn’t hope to beat: "Don't take it too personally, honey." But if you win, it's because you got lucky and he's rolling his eyes and demanding another round. If you guys don't wind up fighting — because you have the emotional regulation of a saint — then he’ll want to do a date like this again. Distract him with something else. A couple's spa sounds fun, right? Maybe a silence retreat. ⌝
❥ having fun being with you ❥
Josh Washington —
⌞ Enjoying spending time with you and hogging the mini golf holes to do it, too. Who is gonna check him? Nobody. His broad shoulders and height take care of those pesky conversations with strangers before they ever have to happen. Not that he's trying to be inconsiderate, he just gets caught up in the energy you two generate when it's just you. He'll be staring at you like a love-sick puppy while you swing and miss and tell him about your day. The night depends on you for forward momentum. It's too bad you're busy feeling bashful about how intensely he focuses on you instead of you both focusing on sending a golf ball into a badly-built version of the Taj Mahal. RIP to the people behind you. ⌝
Kevin Khatchadourian —
⌞ We're really stretching the definition of 'having fun' here, but Kevin isn't going to get too worked up about an activity, no matter what it is. This will be as fun as any other date night you two share. Which is a mixed bag, honestly. Sometimes he's more pleasant than others, depending on how egregious he thinks the planned outing is, or how accommodating you've been to his (unreasonable) requests that month. There are many factors that go into a successful night out with Kevin. Wind speed and the positioning of the stars have to be taken into account. But, at the end of the day, he leaves the house you two pay money to exist in and goes out with you, and bowls a perfect strike, and then sits down to watch you do the same with only a little more of a slump in his posture than usual. Couple's goals <3. ⌝
Jordan Li —
⌞ They can and have been a sore loser. But that level of competitiveness is relegated to the high-pressure areas of their life where success feels like life or death. Being on a date with you is not that. They might roll their eyes when you beat their score in Pac-Man, or scoff when you manage to live one round longer than they do as you fight off zombies using triggers that are a little too sticky to think about for long — but they're having fun. Real fun, that stems from nothing but spending time with you. The weight of the world seems to fall off their shoulders in increments and waves until they're dragging you from one game to the next. "You are so not fucking beating me again. That was dumb luck! Put another quarter in, I gotta show you who's boss." The grin on their face is wild and free, like they did a line of coke. You'll wind up staying till the place kicks you out just because you never get to see Jordan so happy. You think you'll have to squeeze in one arcade date night a month, doctor's orders. ⌝
Sebastian Valmont —
⌞ A little healthy competition never killed anyone. Sebastian is always up for a challenge, and likes to be rewarded for his success when it comes, no matter how low the stakes were — but he's just as happy to pass out rewards. "If I get this shot, I want a kiss." or "Okay, fine, if you get this one, we'll have dinner at that place where you hallucinate the food being good." He strikes the perfect balance between smack-talk and flirtation, where everything stays fun, even if you're also competitive. It's hard to get too worked up when he pulls you close and sweet-talks you. "You are irresistible when you get that shark-eyed look in your eye. Aww, there it goes again. No, I'm not just trying to distract you from your impending victory." ⌝
JD/Jason Dean —
⌞ These are his dates of preference. He hates to sit across from you at some stuffy joint where the two of you can't get half as passionate during conversations as you usually do, and you're more focused on politely twirling pasta onto your fork than you are on him. He likes the thrill of teasing you until your eyes are burning with the need to shut him up. Loves the way you win a round of anything and then turn around, demanding him to, 'Suck on that, pal!' Sometimes he loses just to watch you get more cocky. More loud. It feels good to bring out the scrappy side of you when the stakes are low. It’s beautiful — the way you get fired up during arguments; how your breath can’t come fast enough to spit out the sharp words hitting your razor-blade mind like a freight train; the rage making you burn so bright — but the aftermath gets rougher as the years spent together get longer. It's hard, now, to find you lying in the dark, crying after the two of you screamed yourselves hoarse about something small that JD blew up into something big. Getting you to do a smug, joyful little victory dance while you wave a plastic gun in his face is a nice way to remind himself that you don't only bring out the worst in each other. Bombs aren't the only explosives ever made. Fireworks existed first. ⌝
❥ boo this guy has a middle-ground ❥
Billy Loomis —
⌞ He's not gonna blow his top about mini golf. Billy may not have the greatest track record for emotional regulation, but that would just be taking it too far… Do not take him to do laser tag. That will escalate beyond all reason. Not because he'll get sore if you win (you won't). It doesn't even become about you losing. It's about how Billy's predator instinct gets triggered the moment you start running away from him. He chases you down like some kind of horrifying night beast that we haven't found the bones of yet, who is the entire reason humans are scared of the dark. You might get frightened enough to scream the closer he gets; that's how scary his one-track-minded pursuit is. The two of you will be escorted out because an employee caught him climbing the structures in order to jump down and catch you. "You whipped out some pretty sharp turns to get away from me. I'm impressed." He flirts with you over the late-night milkshake you demanded for the terror he put you through. He wants to go again next week, as if your heart could take the strain. ⌝
David McCall —
⌞ There's nothing for him to get sore about because he's letting you win. Even things you know you can't beat him in. He shrugs his shoulders helplessly when you call him on it. "I dunno what's going on, sweetheart. I guess I'm just off my game tonight." But let him play a solo anything for ten seconds and watch how fast he wins. He'll let you usher him onto the next game and, with a straight face, lose to you in a fighting game like he's never touched a set of joysticks before. Is it really a flawless victory for you if David barely pressed the attack button? Drag him over to the claw machine and make him get you a prize for playing in your face like you're stupid. He drops the exact item you wanted into your waiting arms. Because he’s great at winning games. You can pout in the car about him treating you with a condescending pair of kid-gloves, but he just thinks your little rant is cute. ⌝
Stu Macher —
⌞ Is so pumped that you wanted to do something exciting. Usually, he’s plastering a smile on his face through something mind-numbingly lame in order to win brownie points. This is a promising break in the pattern. Stu decides to reward you by being on his best behavior. You don't train an animal to do more of what you want by punishing it after all. He's calm. He's downright courteous. He keeps asking if you’re having fun (since when the fuck has he cared about that). You're going to think he's hiding something or about ready to call it quits, and do away with your body. You might even bring yourself to ask what’s going on outright. Don't be so paranoid! He's just trying to show you that this splatter paint date is his speed. Why are you looking a gift horse in the mouth? If you want him to be up to his usual antics, he can absolutely do that for — no? Awesome! Now stop playing Sherlock Holmes and start throwing darts at those balloons. He buys the canvas at the end of the date because it's messy and fun, just like the two of you. ⌝
A/N: some of them irritated me as i was writing this. it was, in fact, the usual suspects (kevin and david you will be dealt with). nathan being in the sore loser category... likely place for him to be!
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﹙‧₊˚♡ content: gender!neutral reader, race!neutral reader, references to sex that happened while under the influences of weed and alcohol but everyone consented, jordan's pronouns are written in the neutral 'they' (so imagine whatever side of them you'd like), reference to jordan's cock but they'd call their strap a cock (so keep imagining whatever side you'd like) — YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!! | wc: 2.6k!!
﹙‧₊˚♡ summary: you and jordan are friends. last night you crossed the line into something more. you've never been good with reading between the lines.
Your eyes snap open so quickly it unsettles your sleep-addled mind. Awareness stabs at you insistently. You wish it wouldn't. You were pretty sure you were having the best sleep of your life before your body hit its worthless, overactive panic button.
Between yawns and lizard blinks, one eye at a time, you adjust to the dark and realize you aren't in your room. Maybe your body is good for something after all.
Sitting up is an unusually herculean task; you're being held down and close to something that doesn't want you to move. Looking down reveals the anchor and stops your heart. Jordan is lying on your chest. And through the darkness, the controlled chaos of Jordan's dorm room takes form: shades of dark blue, black, and grey, because their spirit is the one Nirvana was warning everyone about back in the 80s.
Jordan shifts, as if they can get any closer, but their leg is already thrown across your thighs, and their breath tickles your collarbone with each inhale. You listen closely — pausing all thoughts and non-essential body functions, because you have a theory to test — and are irritated beyond belief when they don't snore. Not even an occasional snuffle. That had really been your last hope.
﹙‧₊˚♡ pairing: jordan li x reader ﹙‧₊˚♡ summary: you and jordan are friends. last night you crossed the line into something more. you've nev
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it's the thought that counts...isn't it?
wherein the reader buys the jjk men the perfect gift and they somehow manage to fumble a simple "thank you"
tw : established relationships, miscommunication, accidental emotional hurt, dry humor, no fluff/comfort, pure angst
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a/n : HELLOOOO 😭 lowkey back from my lil hiatus?? had to pop in and say THANK YOU FOR 1K FOLLOWERS ?!?!?!? that's actually insane. i genuinely can't thank you guys enough for all the love and support PLS y'all are the sweetest <3
+ also hope you enjoy this one 😭 this entire smau exists because i was lying in bed at an ungodly hour trying to sleep (insomnia is calling) anywayssss enjoy and don't be afraid to bully the men in the comments pfft they earned it.
dude you're stronger than me if I was ever put in a room with Kevin Khachamandalorian I'd strangle him. Maybe it's because I'm autistic and so is he but he's such a little "I'm so smart and the only intresting person alive everyone around me is a vapid and stupid npc" cunt that those pretty boy looks would do nothing to me. I'd take one look at him and start beating his ass
i put you in the saw bathroom with kevin khatchadourian because i want to see which autistic baddie will exit the villa victorious
