#jargyle headcanons

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Jargyle Headcanons

Platonic:

Will come up with the craziest movie plots while high only to forget them later.

In between:

Never has to cook anymore (unless he genuinely wants to) because Argyle always brings him lunch/makes him dinner. (This goes alongside my Argyle knowing how to cook headcanon.)

Romantic:

Contrary to popular belief/assumption: Have not and will not kiss when high. They want to remember every kiss.

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argyle ruffling jonathans hair all the time is REAL TO ME!!!

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Jargyle Headcanons (Part 2)

-Jonathan is super clingy of Argyle and follows him around wherever

-Argyle orders things for Jonathan all the time because he's like "I really don't want to talk to anyone" and Argyle's like "I gotchu babe"

-Jonathan misses the winter sometimes and Argyle thinks he's crazy because like 60 degrees is freezing for him. Jonathan will wear a tanktop and shorts while Argyle wears layers

-They pass each other notes in class all the time and they're even surprised they never got caught

-Jonathan is a coca cola guy and Argyle prefers Pepsi.

-Jonathan sleeps way too much and Argyle tries to help him stay awake for longer and brings him places a lot

-Argyle has made lots of gifts for Jonathan, it's just their thing, they make things for each other and never really buy stuff

-Jonathan pretends to dislike stuff just to be petty when he really does like things Argyle shows him. One time Argyle gave him a makeover and Jonathan loved it but he downplayed it because they were having an argument earlier about what was better, bland or bright colors.

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jonathan: you're so dumb i could strangle you!!!!!

argyle:

argyle:

argyle: :)

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jonathan is always assuming argyle hates him or finds him annoying and hates that he always vents to him and then argyle is just thinking "wait is skin just a onsie for our bones"

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Jargyle Heacanons

-Argyle really wanted a dog and Jonathan didn't, but he was worried he'd upset Argyle so they settled on a golden retriever and Jonathan loves him

-Jonathan plays with Argyle's hair all the time

-Argyle is surprisingly pretty protective of Jonathan and will fight you

-They cook together a lot and they never eat out unless it's surfer boy and they're lazy

-You can tell what clothes are Jonathan's and what clothes are Argyle's because Jon's are so dull and desaturated in contrast to Argyle's bright clothes

-They've probably done each other's makeup while stoned

-Jonathan is def touch starved but Argyle will help with that lol

-Jonathan just cries into Argyle's shoulder sometimes and most of the time Argyle has no clue what's going on but comforts him anyways

-They try so hard to keep their relationship a secret but it's so obvious. Except for Joyce she's oblivious

-They are both very bad at flirting but Argyle's a little bit better

-Argyle thinks it's cute when Jonathan's flustered and makes it his personal goal to do that

-Jonathan was the one to confess, a think it would be when they aren't high though and Jonathan would freak out but Argyle's like "nah man i feel the same anyways lets smoke weed" and he was so chill about it that Jonathan had to ask "what are we bro" like 500 times

-Argyle is absolutely just Jonathan's pillow at this point

-Argyle is really good at helping Jonathan with his panic attacks

-Argyle always gives Jonathan his hoodie and Jonathan loves it sm that he just never gives it back

-Argyle onced asked if he could get a pet rat and Jonathan was like "okay no you're insane dude wtf"

-Argyle is actually pretty decent at drawing, he traced when he was little and learned for a bit, and he drew a portrait of Jonathan once that he's treasured since.

-Argyle was secretly really happy that Jonathan applied to Lenora college

-Nancy and Jonathan mutually agreed to break up but Nancy wasn't rlly too happy that he started dating Argyle. He never explicitly said it but she knows for sure and she thinks he moved on too fast

UM UM yeah Im gonna make one more hc post and then im gonna watch the dahmer series bc i don't know what to watch atp💀