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Once again living in delusion

These three were in the same school at the same time and therefore I've decided that they were all friends and it just never came up in the show because there were bigger things going on 😌

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Stobin Headcanons?? ABSOLUTELY

(I shouldn't have to clarify but I will: PLATONIC.)

100% went to their first gay bar together after Steve came out as Bi, he got many phone numbers thanks to Robin.

Robin often stays over at Steve's house so he's not always alone, the guest room basically belongs to her at this point.

Steve helps Robin with her hair.

Will introduce the other as their brother/sister, the town is now a bit confused.

Steve bought a book about birds so he can call Robin a new bird name every day.

In return: Robin now call Steve every "close enough" name that isn't his. "Stefan" "Stewart" "Stanley"

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Steddithan Headcanons

These are based solely on my modern fanfic universe that exists in my head, not my headcanons for them in the show. (Spicy ones under the cut!)

Sexualities: Steve: Bisexual | Eddie: Gay | Jonathan: Pansexual

Eddie loves nicknames/pet names so he calls Jonathan = Jonny/"Bambi" & Steve = Stevie/"Sweetheart"

Steve & Jonathan don't normally use pet names for each other, it's not really their vibe but do on occasion use "babe". (This is also what Steve calls Eddie.)

Jonathan called Eddie "love" on accident one time and Eddie's reaction was so cute that it's now basically the only thing he calls him.

Although the three can't married, Steve & Eddie eventually change their last names to Byers. This was decided because purely by a game of rock, paper, scissors. (They're all secretly happy that "Jonathan Munson" didn't happen.) | (This was a joke in my fic "Have to Have You" but I really like it.)

Eddie & Steve: Very pro-PDA

Jonathan: Easily flustered by the PDA but likes it

Spicy Steddithan Headcanons

Steve & Eddie: Switch/Verse | Jonathan: Bottom

Eddie & Jonathan hooked up before ever going on a date.

Steve & Eddie hooked up on their first date.

Steve & Jonathan hooked up exactly a week after their second date.

Jonathan's sex drive isn't as high as Steve & Eddie's but is very happy to watch.

Steve (obviously) likes to be manhandled, roughhousing with Eddie & Jonathan almost always ends up in sex.

Steve: 100% has a praise kink, Eddie & Jonathan actively use this knowledge against him. (A little "good boy" here, "You're doing so good" there, always during moments where Steve can't just kiss them to shut them up.)

Jonathan: Has both a praise kink and a mild degradation kink. Steve takes care of the praise while Eddie takes care of the degradation. (It felt too real coming from Steve, neither enjoy it.)

Eddie: Biting kink, he's a fukin vampire. Steve & Jonathan are happy to participate but have had to convince him to leave marks in places that can be covered.

Being a photographer, Jonathan is always behind the camera so there aren't a lot of pictures of him... Except for in Steddie's private collection which contains multiple photos of Jonathan on his knees.

Eddie: Very loud during sex, ends up with his mouth covered a lot if it's outside the bedroom.

Steve: Quiet but specifically in the "whispers and moans directly into your ear" kind of way.

Jonathan: Does his best to stay at an "appropriate" volume, results in whimpering.

If there aren't a pair of lips on his/something keeping his mouth busy, Eddie can and will have a whole conversation during sex.

Eddie & Jonathan will have sex in the back of Steve's car, Steve is very thankful he's not an easily distracted driver.

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Send me an emoji and I'll give you some of my random and sometimes baseless headcanons about one of the following characters:

🍦(ice cream) = Steve

🦇(bat) = Eddie

🦌(deer) = Jonathan

🌴(palm tree) = Argyle

🌹(rose) = Nancy

🐦(bird) = Robin

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Yay, Argyle Headcanons:

Actually really proud of that birdhouse he made, ended up giving it to Jonathan for his birthday.

Is NOT convinced that Jane isn't biologically related to Jonathan and Will.

I think this man can cook. (This one is baseless)

If we roll with canon: I think he and Eden got together and he got her tf out of Utah. They're cute.

Will not touch the town of Hawkins with a ten foot pole.

Obviously I'm me so here's the super baseless:

Sexuality: Homosexual Biromantic.

100% hooked up with Jonathan when visiting him in New York.

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Jargyle Headcanons

Platonic:

Will come up with the craziest movie plots while high only to forget them later.

In between:

Never has to cook anymore (unless he genuinely wants to) because Argyle always brings him lunch/makes him dinner. (This goes alongside my Argyle knowing how to cook headcanon.)

Romantic:

Contrary to popular belief/assumption: Have not and will not kiss when high. They want to remember every kiss.

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Nancy & Jonathan Headcanons 😌

Idk if you're wanting them separately or specifically Jancy soooo uh here's all options.

Nancy:

Taught Mike his makeup skills. (Seriously, why did he do so well??)

Always wins Trivial Pursuit.

Jonathan:

Definitely used to play D&D with the party when babysitting.

Wrote a script for a rom com, will never admit that he did.

Jancy:

Attended the same preschool and were best friends, they don't remember this until they find an old class photo.

They get back together some point after the epilogue and IF they get married, they don't have a traditional wedding. (No big expensive party.)

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Jonathan and Eddie would not give af if you referred to either with they/them pronouns

Just sayin

They'd just be like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Idk if either would actively use said pronouns but they also wouldn't correct anyone, ya know?