#jarro robin

[qcomicsy]

If the batkids had a podcast. Part. X

Batman Special

Spoiler: Who's your favorite superhero?

Batman, forced to be there against his will:

Batman: I don't have a favorite superhero.

Redhood: You don't have a favorite superhero?

Nightwing: Everyone have a favorite superhero!

Batman: Not me.

Spoiler: He is different. He's weird. He doesn't fit here. He don't want-

Batman: Stop.

Nightwing: I have a favorite superhero.

Red Robin: Who's your favorite super-hero?

Nighwing: Superman.

Batman: Superman?

Nightwing: Superman.

Batman:

Batman: I raised you.

Nightwing: He took me to bawling.

Batman: Yes I know he took you to bawling– I was there.

Nightwing: Yeah? (genuine) And?

Batman: What do you mean "and?"-

Red Robin: Okay. Okay. Who's your favorite Robin.

Batman:

Batman (through his teeth): Jarro.

(collective gasp and offended noises)

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[thief-of-eggs]

who made jarro’s robin suit? did bruce sew it up for him?? did he tell alfred to make it?? did he commission someone??

there was so much obvious care put into this suit- WHO MADE IT??

[chaihena]

Bruce, holding Jarro: Jason I would like you to meet Jarro

Jason: That's a fucking starfish

Bruce: He's your new little brother

A few minutes later

Jason: DICK LOOK

Dick: What did you do now???

Jason: LOOK, HERE

Jarro, with a tiny red hood costume on: Fuck

Dick: JASON

Jason, shedding a tear: I'm so proud

[starfish-in-a-jar]

Hi!! My name’s Jarro! I’m Batman’s other Robin! Ask me anything! I promise I’m friendly!

[qcomicsy]

If the batkids had a podcast. Part. Vll

Signal: So– Who was the best Robin?

Nightwing: The starfish.

Spoiler: THE STARFISH (cackles).

Red Robin: Remember when Batman hugged him?

RedHood: I can't remember the last time Batman hugged me.

Nighwing: Oh, I do. You karate drop him.

Redhood: C'mon (laugh) help my case here–

Nighwing, immediately: I NeVeR sEeN BATmAN hUg yOU.

Redhood (smacks the table again): WHEEZE

Red Robin: HE NEVER HUGGED-

Nighwing: HE NEVER HUGGED ANY OF US.

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[chaihena]

Bruce: Tim you're the only person who can retrieve Jarro

Tim: I'm making a plan now, first i need to track their position then move in

A few moments later

Tim: I've taught Jarro how to make coffee

Bruce: you WHAT

[chaihena]

Bruce: Dick I need you to recover Jarro

Dick: that may be a problem, you see I've joined their cult

Bruce: What????

Dick: You see I have a lot of wisdom I need to pass on, and Jarro is the perfect candidate

Bruce: Your "wisdom" goes as far as puns and dances

Dick, not listening: On an unrelated note Jarro needs a bigger wardrobe

Meanwhile

Damian: Todd, Jarro will not be wearing that

Jason, holding a tiny Patrick costume he made: It'll be funny just think about it

[chaihena]

Jarro is officially the best Robin

No i will not be accepting criticism