I simply love the fact that we live in a world where the script to Guardians of the Galaxy vol.2 can exist.
I mean the plot is basically;
A man with no-face-and-red-eyes, a green skinned woman, a talking racoon, a walking plant, and a tattooed man, get hired by gold people to kill a tentacle monster in return for the green skinned woman’s blue, robot sister, but because they steal a couple of batteries from the gold people, they get shot down by space ships controlled from an arcade.
Then we find out that the father of the man-with-no-face-and-red-eyes was a planet, while the talking racoon and the walking plant get kidnapped by space pirates, and a blue man with a red mohawk, who then decides to help them after he kills his entire crew with a flying pen which he controls by whistling.
Then we find out that the planet had sex with many aliens, and how he wants to take over the world, and while he’s revealing his plan he also turns into David Hasselhoff.
So they fight the planet, which is actually a giant, glowing brain, in a battle during which the gold people come back, and the man-with-no-face-and-red-eyes turns into pac-man.
They then blow up the brain of the planet, and Sylvester Stallone shows up to mourn the blue man with the red mohawk.
That’s it. That’s the plot!
Honestly, if someone asked me a decade ago, if this was the plot of a movie from 2017 or someone’s fever dream after they ate too much cheese, I’d have said it was actually something someone experienced during an LSD trip.
But, yeah. I actually love this movie, and in fact, I think it’s probably better than the first, with a few exceptions >.>
Also, the soundtrack is bad-ass, ...again, ...obviously.