#jaskier crack

[your-tires-are-too-cold]

jaskier after writing a really good verse: YUH!! dare i- dare i wip and nae nae for a moment?

[sandraharissa]

Jaskier breaking the 4th wall.

[unlimitedhearts]

My favourite thing to do is combining two of my favourite characters from any of my hyperfixations into a crackship.

So for example I'd take Draco from Harry Potter and Akira from Persona 5 and bam. Drakira. Crackship. It's loads fun and a really good way to exercise my creativity trying to make two characters work.

But I just thought of one. That could actually work loads well. Loki and Jaskier.

They're both:

Dramatic

Bardic in nature

Chaotic Good/Chaotic Neutral

Dramatique™

A flair for the flamboyant

Known to be hedonistic

Great singers

A penchant for getting into wacky situations by following their need for attention and adventure.

Leap before you look mentality

I could go on. And that's not even to talk about the ways they'd compliment each other holy shit. Jaskier being there for Loki's emotional flare-ups. Loki toning himself down around Jaskiers more sensitive moments. Because he, like all Loki's, is a bit sensitive. Writing songs together in Old Norse. Drinking wine and imbibing together. And could you even IMAGINE the tender moments? Their first kisses? Either in a heat to feel someone warm or something soft after narrowly escaping some treachery with their lives.

Taking baths together!??!

Basically I'm asking who wants to make, or wants me to make, some grade A Loskier crackfic or crackart? Because now I have been consumed by brainrot.

[sandraharissa]

When I'm not with you I lose my mind Give me a sign

-Britney Spears (1999)

[sandraharissa]

in season 2 i want Jaskier to find himself with Geralt et al when confronted by a creature or the bad guys, and while everyone else who is capable of fighting fights, Jaskier just starts playing action music on his lute