#jaskieralt

[trash-tzar]

I hate straight people so much

[thoughts-of-the-unheard]

im reading an jaskier x geralt fic on ao3 called ready for the both of us but the words “Jaskier raised his eyes to meet Geralt's, giving him a small nod, as he continued the story."...And then Alice takes a bite of the cake that says "Eat me".” has big andrew “that doesnt mean i wouldnt blow you” minyard energy

[stayhenry]

bro i keep thinking about....Geralt/Jaskier Princess Bride au hello

[definition-of-awkward]

Someone whose only knowledge of the Witcher comes from the netflix adaptation:

"omg geralt and jaskier have such good chemistry!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍"

Me, who's read the books and understands how healthy human relationships are supposed to work:

*is concerned*

[betterthanstickfigures]

And we would steal each other's grief

We were thin but we were thick as thieves

[baegarrick]

Ohhhhh i just came up with a southern-small-town-musician Jaskier who desperately wants to get out of this town he’s spent most of his life in

and single dad Geralt who moves there so that his adopted daughter, who is dealing with uncontrolled emotions and outbursts after the death of her grandparents, can get some semblance of a normal life

now if only I had more plot than “ciri has well-founded abandonment issues”

[trash-tzar]

Hallelujah is a Geralt/Jaskier song from Jaskier's perspective I will not elaborate