What if we threw MiaTim in to the HalKyle JayConnor DickRoy mess. Just to see what happens
"Oh, call him a soggy wet turnip sack of do-gooder hypocrisy and bad fashion choices again, that'll really show him."
Kyle mouths along to Tim, and then shoots Jason a confused look. "When did you start swearing like a brady bunch villain?"
"You've never read those books, have you?" Jason shakes his head. "Whatever. I'm not about to swear in front of the kid."
Across from him, Lian cheerfully tries to stick an entire stalk of celery in her mouth. "My fashion choices were good," Dick complains as he tries to stop her from choking yourself. "You guys just aren't on my level."
"I don't know," Roy says. "Some of your choices..."
The table watches as Lian's cheeks bulge out horizontally, like a hamster. She shoots a victorious look at Dick, while Dick just looks at Roy and says one word.
Roy sinks low in his seat.
Tim passes Mia a contraband pack of sour gummies under the table, while everyone else is distracted watching Lian try to chew the ranch-drenched piece of celery without making a mess. "I still think the condom helmet was worse," he says.
"Yeah," Mia nods. "The helmet you wore when you kidnapped me was much better."
Jason groans. "Can you stop bringing that up? I said I was sorry."
Thoughtfully, Roy eyes the breadsticks in front of him. "I bet I can do what she's doing."
Lian makes a muffled, indignant noise that roughly translates to "no way, I'm better than you."
"Don't forget to chew your food, honey," Roy adds. "We don't want you to choke."
Dick snatches the basket of breadsticks away and places them in front of Connor. "Don't even try it."
"Can you let me go now?" Jason pauses to eat a piece of bread that Connor feeds him. "This is fun and all, but it's really hard to eat when I can't use my arms."
Kyle glares, and makes the shackles around his wrist bigger for good measure. "I should just gag you."
Jason whistles loudly. "Got yourself a freak, huh?"
Hal opens his mouth. Oliver shoves a cannelloni in his mouth, smearing tomato sauce along his cheek. "Not in front of the kids."