#jasper!!!

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hello user moregraceful, the birds are chirping that you like jasper weatherby. i myself do like jasper too, so i bring you these. pardubice fans on twitter started calling him the czech word for weather, “počasí” and im in love with it.

THE SUN IS SHINING THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING PARDUBICE FANS ARE CALLING JASPER POČASI 😭💙😭💙😭💙

Oh thank you SOOOOOO much for this update I miss my big man so much but I hope Pardubice fans love him even more!!

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Eddie wears this shirt to a summer cookout just so he can see Hopper’s reaction. Steve is exasperated when he picks Eddie up but knows he can’t talk him into changing.

When they arrive at the spot Joyce coaxes Eddie into taking off his shirt, just because she’s so tired and she needs a break dammit! So Eddie sighs with apologetic eyes, and agrees ‘of course ms Byers, sorry’. He takes off his tshirt and he’s written ‘BE GAY, DO CRIME, across his chest, turns to stare directly at hopper and points at himself ‘hey! Whaddya think? Might get it tattooed’

Dustin chokes on his drink from laughing so hard

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Isn't David like, super competitive in canon though? Would he actually like losing to Jasper or would he be salty?

Hmmm I don't rightly know.

Honestly it's been at least a year since I've watched any episodes and at this point I'm too scared to see how far I've strayed from canon (fallen off the deep end is probably accurate)

But for real! If he is, then yeah he'd probably get really into it for the duration of the game. Even when Jasper's giving him pointers and tips he's super serious. I think once he loses he'd be salty for a bit, but with a little smooching and some bad jokes he'd get over it.

Jasper would be hugging him and kissing his face and being legit encouraging like "you did really good babe, your score went up from last game!" And David absolutely can't stay grumpy at Jasper for long under any circumstances, so just slowly melts and gets over it.

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anyways this is Jasper

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fucKENING... BABBY SEAL... WHAT SHENANIGANS THESE TWO WILL GET INTO...

All kinds of shit, I will tell you for sure baby Jasper is a lot less kind about fish breath. And may or may not follow David around with a whole stinky fish to tease him. Not that it takes a lot of mph to get away from a seal on land but still.

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points at Huxley !!!

HIIH HI HI HI HI THANK U BABY

1: sexuality headcanon: demiromantic and pansexual!

2: otp: HUXLEY DAMIEN AHHHH

3: brotp: Huxley and Lasko :)

4: notp: Huxley and Freelancer (for the same reasons I put in my Damien post)

5: first headcanon that pops into my head:

I have so many headcanons about his moms, and the idea that he is originally from MAINE

6: favorite line from this character: “You just weren’t playing with the right people” “you deserve kindness, Dames”

7: one way in which I relate to this character: I too consider academic stereotypes dumb and think they can discourage really bright students away from academia

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: DOG HE WAS RIGHT THERE SHIRTLESS ON THE BEACH BRO

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

CINNAMON ROLLLLLL

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