Mar 16, 2021
Jasper: I want to make reservations for two at 8pm
Worker: sir this is McDonald's.
Jasper: Oh my apologies, I mean I want to make Mcservations for two, please.
Henry: Jasper no.
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Jasper: I want to make reservations for two at 8pm
Worker: sir this is McDonald's.
Jasper: Oh my apologies, I mean I want to make Mcservations for two, please.
Henry: Jasper no.
Jasper: Okay! I got you the costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood. Haruto: Wow...Where'd you find 12 gallons of fake blood? Jasper:...You wanted FAKE blood?
Jake: *sighs sadly* Daddy's gone to a better place.
Jasper: good. ‘Cause this hospital sucks.
Piper: what do you think?
Jasper: anything is better than what you looked like before
AHAHAHAHAHHA
GREAT. JUST FUCKING GREAT. I HAVE TO DEAL WITH NOT ONE, BUT T W O ONCLER FUCKERS
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