#jastes

[awelltrainedbird]

You bring ONE tenuously controlled army of bloodthirsty monsters to the most populated city in the world and abandon it there when they go into a blood frenzy and suddenly your friend doesn't like you anymore?

[spooklestibournes]

Jastes & the koloss

[500-gay-rats-in-a-trenchcoat]

[oncesneverenough]

"Oh, don't get like that. They seem like nice enough noblemen. I promise not to kill any of them, all right?" Vin nodded.

when daddy promises not to kill your crush and his friends

The Final Empire (#1 Mistborn Series by B. Sanderson)

[tlatotem]

@ MTG Illuminati

I am a humble punsmith, whose actions to denim-ize have been demonized! There is no harm in Jastes (jeans wastes)!

I call upon a character witness to tell you I meant no wrongdoing! I call upon…

[tlatotem]

I suddenly have this slight, irrational fear that the popular mtg blogs got together and agreed the jeans meme should not crossover into the mtg fandom. And then I went and made Jastes.

[neverstopatmidnight]

Jastes: Elend, how can you read at times like this?

Elend looked up from his book: It calms me.