cosmere brainrot

ups in the where above with the doing

[aondorsmitethisguy]

"I asked chatgpt-" well I asked a stick to be fire and well. It didnt go well

[talesoflore]

If it's live action then all of Hoid's appearances should be animated and if it's animated then all of Hoid's appearances should be live action. I think this would be very funny and it would delight me endlessly

[talesoflore]

COSMERE MUPPETS ADAPTATION

[offonaherosjourney]

The funniest love triangle in fiction happened in The Well of Ascension, the second Mistborn book, where Zane was like "[insert evil laugh here] I'm gonna torture my half-brother by making his girlfriend fall in love with me and force her to choose between us". Meanwhile Vin is just living her life and dealing with plot stuff and never gives any indication of harboring the barest romantic or even platonic feeling towards Zane, and when he finally makes his offer she's like "what the fuck dude of course I'm not picking you". The third point of the non-existent triangle, Elend, remains blissfully unaware of any of these events (including that he has a half-brother) because he's too busy dealing with other plot stuff. Anyway, kudos to Zane for inventing clowns in Scadrial

[laughterspren-abound]

everyday i think of renarin and how much he means to me

[virtualtear00]

Lines of a shattered mind

[thephilosophersapprentice]

you can't tell me the Stormfather doesn't think of Kaladin as the weird unidentifiable wild animal Syl dragged in, probably with fleas and requiring vaccinations

[bunniope]

*trying to solve a friend's problem* hmmm. well you could use me as a blade, perhaps? and slay your enemies? just a thought

[spooklestibournes]

nightblood core

[spooklestibournes]

shallan davar 🤝 gale of waterdeep

“I’m gonna need those boots. Don’t ask.”

[spooky-lestibournes]

So radiant spren can turn into any object. Syl isn't restricted to being a Sylblade or a Sylspear. She could become a fork or a knife... You know... She could become...

Sylverware

[kinsey3furry300]

Jokes that Kaladin would fucking hate but Syl would fucking love and repeat to him for days.

Pattern doesn't get the joke and is over analysing it.

[takenbtwind]

Bridge Four in Oathbringer ch. 55

[emily-e-draws]

Shallan Davar is a disaster and I love her (audio from Tom Cardy)

[fieldoflavcav]

I love Stormlight because you can like make stupid news article titles from the events of them (light spoilers nothing too major)

Man Shatters Gender Norms - Learns to Read

Doctors discover that locking mentally unstable people in a dark room is bad!

Dead Sword Speaks to Man

Mentally Ill Soldier invents group therapy - does not attend

[rivenantiqnerd]

I think pierced ears and earrings are cool and all, but I’m not a fan of wearing earrings all the time because they allow the evil god of change and war and destruction to influence your thoughts emotions and actions and prevent the god of safety and peace and preservation from helping you and giving you extra superpowers and letting you share references to your favorite book series.

[zephyscosmere]

Things I Found On Pinterest That Give Me Mistborn Vibes

Spook:

Kandra:

Vin:

Rashek: (when Vin shows up in Kredik Shaw after Kell dies, his chair spins)

[ladyofbirds-deactivated20240716]

Vin from Mistborn fanart I did a while back~

[its2-40pm]

[orbitsstar]

things i found on pinterest that remind me of kelsier